Consider this our attempt to throw a bone to all of those White Sox fans we alienated earlier today. See, Cubs fans can be fat, disgusting slobs, as well! Hooray! And sometimes, when they're really, really thirsty, they even finish beers they find in the garbage. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go vomit somewhere (which, I'm guessing that guy did soon after the camera stopped filming, as well).