David Copperfield Will Destroy And Repair Your Baseball Card

Here's Wayne Gretzky and former Kings owner Bruce McNall watching magician David Copperfield tearing their new $500,000 Honus Wagner baseball card to pieces. But, feat not! He's a magician, dummy.

Just watch the clip and be amazed by his skills. I mean, if magicians can do "magic" and all, why don't they just make a million dollars appear in their lap all the time. Or, maybe they should make a bunch of food appear in impoverished countries. But here magicians are, trifling along and tearing apart and repairing baseball cards. What about humanity, people?

Also, the hair on Gretzky and Copperfield is just gorgeous, no?