Jessica Biel Likes Sticking It To Yankees Fans

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly contain another ounce of love in my body for Jessica Biel -- and, folks, I've TiVo'ed that bit where she bends over in the commercial for I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry so much, it's permanently burnt into my TV screen -- I read this bit at Boston Dirt Dogs.

Apparently Jessica, a former Derek Jeter squeeze, once showed up in the House That Ruth Built wearing Red Sox gear, a story she recounted on Regis And Kelly:

"I didn't really understand the rivalry until I went to a game [at Yankee Stadium]...I went to Tufts so... and my friend told me I had to wear Red Sox gear... It was one of the best New York experiences of my life [being a Red Sox fan in Yankee Stadium] and I loved it. I had a hat, I had a Red Sox t-shirt, they knew who I was. It was pretty interesting."

What kind of man am I that the thought of Jessica Biel wearing a Red Sox jersey is actually more arousing than the thought of Jessica Biel wearing nothing. No kind of man at all, really.

I'm with Dirt Dogs -- somebody get this woman a nomination for President of Red Sox Nation!

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)

7-20-2007 @ 4:48AM

jerry said...

You're an idiot, Red, a gigantic idiot.

7-20-2007 @ 7:33AM

Skav said...

i'd take biel over gammons any day. and don't mind jerry (aka don aka kentst94@aol.com). he's a massive tool.

7-20-2007 @ 8:59AM

Lora said...

Jessica just got dumped for a Super Model (Adrianna Lima)and she's feeling the burn. She'd show up at Fenway with nothing but a Yankee cap if she thought Derek would look her way. He's moved on, I suggest she try and do the same. That's right she's with Mr. Sexy Back. What a joke.

7-20-2007 @ 10:10AM

savinbiller said...

Who cares if she's a Red Sux fan, she still has a great ass!!!

7-20-2007 @ 10:27AM

Leo Swigonski said...

It just goes to show you why Jeter passed on this hoochie...no taste!
Why doesn't the wench take up hanging out with the latest coven of celebrity witches like Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Brittney Spears etc...
A 'lil DUI & slammer-time and you'll be just like the rest of the brainless, pretty girl horde...
I truly wonder if the babe could name 3 current Red Sox players with studying a script and readind a que card...(she's probably guess and say Ted Williamson, Fred Yastrzemski and Kaka Crisco...).

7-20-2007 @ 10:42AM

Steve said...

Jessica can speak??? I guess I knew she could but I never really noticed!! I'm sure Derek dumped her - yeah right!!!

7-20-2007 @ 10:51AM

arlgdman64 said...

If it wasn't awesome enough that the Boston Red Sox,
are on a very hot roll this year. But, to have one of the HOTTEST LADIES from HollyWood to be a fan also...
And seeing that she was a former Derek Jeter squeeze,
really tops it off...
Thanks Jessica for being the new president of Red Sox Nation, you won by a landslide...

7-20-2007 @ 11:41AM

Shayan said...

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Now all we need is for Jessica to hook up with Tom Brady (or me hehe)and the New England-Hollywood alliance will be sealed.

7-20-2007 @ 11:51AM

Roy said...

It's going to be great watching Red Sox Nation agonize when their team chokes again this year.

7-20-2007 @ 12:53PM

Tony said...

All you Yankee fans really think Jeter dumped Jessica. You must be kidding. The only reason why women even take a second look at him is because he has Ca$$h. That's the only reason. However, when they find out that he's a jerk. He's a gonerrr.

7-22-2007 @ 11:23AM

Jhavlic said...

Seems whenever something about the Boston Red Sox comes up those Yankee fans still have to try to take their shots. But then what would you expect from them, after all their team created the Greatest choke in all sports. Up 3 games to 0 in the playoffs and winning the third game by so much, then to lose 4 straight guess it speaks for itself.

7-20-2007 @ 12:55PM

Cat said...

Good. I hope she brings that fugly and lame Justin Timberlake with her to Fenway. That would be really embarrassing for Red Sox fans!

1-03-2008 @ 11:50AM

Vanilla said...

Just when I thought I couldn't love her any more! Awesome.

7-20-2007 @ 1:26PM

gianthinker said...

I'm a Yankees Fans who'd like sticking to Jessica Biel.

7-20-2007 @ 2:04PM

I find it amazing that all Red Sux fans can talk about is the 2004 playoffs. I mean what else can they talk about when it takes there team 86 years to win another World Series.

Just remember there was no curse for 86 years, your teams just SUCKED!!

7-20-2007 @ 2:52PM

Jeter has dated the most beautiful women in the world and not because he just has money. He's a Yankee and everyone wants to be a Yankee even when they're not having their best year. The poll doesn't lie. The Yankees are still the most popular team in baseball world wide. Boston is behind the cubs in third place. Can you really look at that fag Justin and say he's better looking than Jeter. I don't think so!

7-20-2007 @ 3:04PM

TKO said...

She's on queer street, I'll take Eva Mendez any day

7-20-2007 @ 3:46PM

The Evil Empire will rise again!!!

7-20-2007 @ 5:15PM

Jeremy said...

Just another notch on Jeters bedpost. That fake sports fan act with these chicks is a little old. These bimbos end up at a game because she is who the player likes this week and when its over, they act like they are a big fan with some inside information. Shes a slut actress, no baseball expert. Sluts are everywhere and there are tons of undiscovered sluts in the world that look as good as her. Luckilly when you meet one who isnt as famous, the attitude and sense of self worth isnt quite as high. Its all relative, but she isnt anything special. She just on TV. I would think a true fan could name 20 players on the team atleast. Ill bet she cant name 5.

Oh and by the way, Jeter does not get girls because of how he looks. If he wasnt a ballplayer, he probably be some kind of copier salesman or something with not much of a social life. Being a Yankee is just free ticket to as much sex as you want. Ill bet even Placido Polanco scored more chicks then he ever did previously when he was on the Yankees.