Stomper the Beatboxing Elephant

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the A's really do have the coolest mascot in all of sports. When he's not getting hyphy with the fans or winning dance-off competitions, he's traveling across the country to liven up his friends birthday parties. (And it's a good thing, because Raymond's parties look kind of boring -- a pinata? What, is he turning six?)

But there you have it: an elephant beatboxing and a moose dancing -- this is exactly why Al Gore invented the internet.