Admit it. You hate Dane Cook. Even if you don't know it yet, even if it's still lodged in your subconscious, or even if you enjoyed Cook's early stand up, if you're a baseball fan, it's true. You can't stand this man.
Neither can Bill Simmons, and after feuding openly with Cook and suggesting to Saturday Night Live writer Seth Meyers a skit dogging Cook's ... well, that's exactly what they did. Now if we can only rip on "This is our country," we'll be well on our way.
There's Only One Dane Cook
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-14-2007 @ 5:36PM
Jimmy G said...
The skit went of the audience's heads but it was dead on.
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10-14-2007 @ 7:45PM
kleptobysmal said...
It went over their heads because they disavowed any knowledge of baseball after the Indians knocked out the Yanks.
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10-14-2007 @ 9:16PM
cricket said...
This guy is strait-out NOT funny.What an A**H***.
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10-15-2007 @ 6:24AM
gigglechick said...
JASON SUDEIKIS did a DEAD ON impersonation of Dane. Seriously, every mannerism was perfect... even the raspy vocals and the "spiderman reference"
perfect.
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10-24-2007 @ 10:25AM
Pepper said...
Regarding Dane Cook's commercial, Bostonist decided to help him out by writing a script. All he has to do is read it right:
http://bostonist.com/2007/10/24/sports_redux_an_1.php
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