Gabe Silva, Yankee fan morose human being, reflects on the world of sports talks to himself in his room. As the World Series arrives, I've come to terms with the fact that Dane Cook is invited to the game, but Joba Chamberlain is not. Here, I make his head s'plode at the 1:20 mark. Enjoy.
Could your miss placed anger be because Dane cook hails from Mass. shut up you evil Yankmee fan. Go cry your self another river no one cares.The Yankmees are on a slow downward spiral live with it.
I must agree! I can't stand Dane Cook as the MLB spokesman for the postseason. I've been saying this to all my friends since the first game of the ALDS! Dane, stick to stand-up, because selling out is not that funny. And go easy with the black hair-dye dude.
Okay, so a celebrity becomes a spokesperson for some form of media or product, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Whether Dane Cook likes baseball or not, whether he likes the Red Sox or not, people do what they must for money, the "American Dream". Your job: do you absolutely love it? Or do you pull yourself out of bed in the morning to make your living? Is much of any man different? The media sees this, and thus uses popular person to catch consumer's eyes. Been that way for some time now, and the market shows little sign of changing in that aspect. No need to light up cardboard cutouts on fire, but do whatever you like. Just please, try to open your eyes a bit more.
I cannot stand this guy either!!! I didn't mind him that much until he tried going alternative with the Manny Ramirez poser hairstyle. I would have rather seen someone less obnoxious.
Hey Yankee fan....SHUT UP already!!! You guys tried to get into the series with a damn near 50 year old pitcher (ok, so Roger isnt 50...but hes damn close) Dane was doing these promos for the SOX 2 months ago, and he has let it be known that hes a Sox fan. I'm sorry your teams not in it this year, and dont blame Dane, or Joe Torre. Torre, Stengel, and Martin are the best coaches you ever had, so if one of them couldnt do it, it was just not gonna happen. Be happy for the Sox, they have like 2 title in 100 years, and you have like 30. I love Mickey Mantel and Yogi Berra, but you suck ass! Let the Sox have their day...and they probably will lose, but at least let them have their day. Let Dane and Yaz have their day! You are probably rooting for the great Colorado Rockie, you dumb bastard.
I like Dane Cook...He is one silly b****. But your right, he's not the face for baseball. And for all you damn red sox fans, they won't win the world series. Look at history, all Boston does is build their fans up to let them down. The only reason the yanks aren't in it is because the ghosts are pissed that they're building a new stadium. but the Babe and crew will forgive and forget, and all will be back to normal with the yankees on top. THE POWER OF JOBA COMPELLS YOU!!!!!!!
One saying: YANKEES SUCK!! Now that you and all of your shallow thinking yankee buddies and friends cant pick on the GREAT RED SOX any more for making it to the World Series, you find a need to pick on a great comedian such as Dane Cook. Have you ever seen him live? No probably not because you have chosen to stay in your yankee infected rubber room with the likes of an A-Rod cut-out and your George Steinbrenner Blow up doll. Have Fun!! The great downward spiral continues....
Jealous much? Maybe next year they'll invite you. Ok, probably not. You have to be at the very least, moderately good looking. What a f-n whiner you are Joba, whah!
I don't think the guy is entertaining, I saw his standup act, not funny. I definitly don't need to hear over and over again, their's only one October. Anyone that follows baseball knows when the playoffs happen.
Okay, so unfortunately out of my own stupid curiousity, I watched that lame video. I am now dumber for doing so. Who the hell cares if Dane Cook is doing commercials for MLB? If that is the only thing oissing you off every day, you need to get your head checked...NOW. Dane, hope you are having fun doing what you love, and can't wait to see you again in the next movie or stand up tour!
See this is what's wrong with Yankmee fans they cry like babies when there team dosen't make it. You are a loser Gabe why don't you just give up. Just like your yankee's WAAAAAHGHHHHH Mommy.LOL You and your team blow.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
10-24-2007 @ 4:17PM
John Radcliff said...
Please keep doing this! Even after baseball season.
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10-24-2007 @ 8:56PM
Dr Huxtable said...
Slowly catching fire is not the same as "s'ploding"
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10-25-2007 @ 3:06PM
pookiemang69 said...
Could your miss placed anger be because Dane cook hails from Mass. shut up you evil Yankmee fan. Go cry your self another river no one cares.The Yankmees are on a slow downward spiral live with it.
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10-25-2007 @ 3:08PM
Aaron said...
I must agree! I can't stand Dane Cook as the MLB spokesman for the postseason. I've been saying this to all my friends since the first game of the ALDS! Dane, stick to stand-up, because selling out is not that funny. And go easy with the black hair-dye dude.
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10-25-2007 @ 3:11PM
Len said...
FIRE HIM, DAMMMIT FIRE HIM! OF COURSE HE GIVE ME HEADACHE! WHERE ARE SEXY FEMALE WORLD SERIES HOSTS????? COMON!
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10-25-2007 @ 3:11PM
val smidl said...
I LOVE DANE COOK
CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM NEXT SAT
DONT LISTEN TO THEM DANE
YOU ARE AWESOME
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10-25-2007 @ 3:14PM
David Degnan said...
Okay, so a celebrity becomes a spokesperson for some form of media or product, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Whether Dane Cook likes baseball or not, whether he likes the Red Sox or not, people do what they must for money, the "American Dream". Your job: do you absolutely love it? Or do you pull yourself out of bed in the morning to make your living? Is much of any man different? The media sees this, and thus uses popular person to catch consumer's eyes. Been that way for some time now, and the market shows little sign of changing in that aspect. No need to light up cardboard cutouts on fire, but do whatever you like. Just please, try to open your eyes a bit more.
Reply
10-25-2007 @ 3:39PM
Judy said...
I cannot stand this guy either!!! I didn't mind him that much until he tried going alternative with the Manny Ramirez poser hairstyle.
I would have rather seen someone less obnoxious.
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10-25-2007 @ 3:20PM
zreeder said...
pretty lame rant..check out dennis miller in the 80s for a real rant
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10-25-2007 @ 3:24PM
rcd1979 said...
Hey Yankee fan....SHUT UP already!!! You guys tried to get into the series with a damn near 50 year old pitcher (ok, so Roger isnt 50...but hes damn close) Dane was doing these promos for the SOX 2 months ago, and he has let it be known that hes a Sox fan. I'm sorry your teams not in it this year, and dont blame Dane, or Joe Torre. Torre, Stengel, and Martin are the best coaches you ever had, so if one of them couldnt do it, it was just not gonna happen. Be happy for the Sox, they have like 2 title in 100 years, and you have like 30. I love Mickey Mantel and Yogi Berra, but you suck ass! Let the Sox have their day...and they probably will lose, but at least let them have their day. Let Dane and Yaz have their day! You are probably rooting for the great Colorado Rockie, you dumb bastard.
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10-25-2007 @ 3:23PM
Reaperr14 said...
Ehh, It was ok. What ruins it even more is the fact that he's a Yankees fan. YANKEES SUCK!!
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10-25-2007 @ 3:27PM
Adam said...
I like Dane Cook...He is one silly b****. But your right, he's not the face for baseball. And for all you damn red sox fans, they won't win the world series. Look at history, all Boston does is build their fans up to let them down. The only reason the yanks aren't in it is because the ghosts are pissed that they're building a new stadium. but the Babe and crew will forgive and forget, and all will be back to normal with the yankees on top. THE POWER OF JOBA COMPELLS YOU!!!!!!!
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10-28-2007 @ 1:19AM
Big Money said...
WHO CARES!!!
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10-25-2007 @ 3:26PM
Dave Fisher said...
One saying: YANKEES SUCK!! Now that you and all of your shallow thinking yankee buddies and friends cant pick on the GREAT RED SOX any more for making it to the World Series, you find a need to pick on a great comedian such as Dane Cook. Have you ever seen him live? No probably not because you have chosen to stay in your yankee infected rubber room with the likes of an A-Rod cut-out and your George Steinbrenner Blow up doll. Have Fun!! The great downward spiral continues....
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10-25-2007 @ 3:26PM
Missy said...
Jealous much? Maybe next year they'll invite you. Ok, probably not. You have to be at the very least, moderately good looking. What a f-n whiner you are Joba, whah!
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10-25-2007 @ 3:30PM
glitterstar5445 said...
Typical Yankee fan, ignorant, SHUT THE F UP!! Would have been funny to see his hat be the one on fire!
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10-25-2007 @ 3:29PM
fjschiaffo said...
I don't think the guy is entertaining, I saw his standup act, not funny. I definitly don't need to hear over and over again, their's only one October. Anyone that follows baseball knows when the playoffs happen.
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10-25-2007 @ 3:30PM
YeahI'mASoxFan! said...
Okay, so unfortunately out of my own stupid curiousity, I watched that lame video. I am now dumber for doing so. Who the hell cares if Dane Cook is doing commercials for MLB? If that is the only thing oissing you off every day, you need to get your head checked...NOW. Dane, hope you are having fun doing what you love, and can't wait to see you again in the next movie or stand up tour!
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10-25-2007 @ 5:10PM
kate said...
I THINK DANE COOK IS HOT, I LOVE HIS VOICE AND I THINK HE HAS DONE A GREAT JOB ON THE BASEBALL COMMERCIALS...MAKES THEM EXTREMELY EXCITING
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10-25-2007 @ 3:33PM
pookiemang69 said...
See this is what's wrong with Yankmee fans they cry like babies when there team dosen't make it. You are a loser Gabe why don't you just give up. Just like your yankee's WAAAAAHGHHHHH Mommy.LOL You and your team blow.
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