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Somehow, Someway, the World Series Ball Has Gone Missing

You may remember as Jonathan Papelbon --- Mr. Awkward, Funky Jig Man himself -- recorded the final out of the World Series with a strikeout, Jason Varitek plopped the ball into his back pocket. We speculated he may have pulled a Doug Mientkiewicz with the move. But alas, Varitek said he'd give the ball "back to the team." Done deal, right?

Wrong.
... Varitek said after the game that he'd give the souvenir to the team, but on Wednesday he said he gave it to closer Jonathan Papelbon.

"I already gave it to Pap," Varitek said. "It's out of my hands."

Papelbon does not know where the ball is, his agent, Sam Levinson, said Wednesday.

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Lucchino said in Colorado that a team archivist was working on retrieving the 2007 last ball. The team was not aware that Papelbon had the ball, spokesman John Blake said Wednesday.

"We will discuss it internally when everything dies down a little bit," Blake said.

Oh boy, Jason: what have you done with this ball? And Pap, you are having your agent speak for you? This reeks of conspiracy, folks. I just grabbed my trenchcoat and magnifying glass out of my closet, I'll see you in Boston ... or should I start in Denver first? I'll give Columbo a call, he'll point me in the right direction.

Previously on FanHouse:
Did Jason Varitek Pull a Doug Mientkiewicz?

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