The Dugout: Delmon Young Goes to Minnesota

We all knew Delmon Young would reach the major leagues someday. Well last night the Minnesota Twins made it a reality, dealing away Matt Garza and others to get him.

Today's Dugout, after the jump, examines the intricacies of the trade and what it might mean for both teams. Just kidding, it's about Delmon Young beating the holy hell out of people. And in case you wonder: yes, it's the second reference to Fargo we've made in the last week.

The Dugout

	OnlineHost Delmon Young is being driven to Minnesota.
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: where the pancakes house
	carl: What?
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: we stoppin at the pancakes house
	carl: What are you, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place where I can get a shot and a beer. Steak maybe. Not more pancakes, come on.
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: /stares
	carl: Oh come on, man! Here's an idea. You like junk food, right? Let's just stop in the nearest Amoco.
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: pancakes house
	carl: No. No pancakes. I am not taking you to the IHOP.
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: im ****in hungry now ya know
	carl: Hey, look at that. Twin Cities. There's the Metrodome, that's where you're gonna be playing, right?
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: pancakes house
	carl: No! Will you shut the hell up? I am sick of pancakes. We're not getting pancakes.
	OnlineHost Later...
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: /slowly feeds carl into woodchipper
	LadyCop: Freeze!
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: /looks up ha
	LadyCop: Hands up! Police!
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: /runs toward LadyCop youdumbyoudumbyoudumbyoudumb youdumbyoudumbyoudumbyoudumb youdumbyoudumbyoudumbyoudumb youdumbyoudumbBAPPPP
	OnlineHost Delmon Young has knocked out LadyCop with a baseball bat
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: stupit bitch /feeds LadyCop's lifeless body into woodchipper
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: /looks up
	Chigurh: /flips coin Call it.
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: ... /feeds Chigurh into woodchipper no country fa ya ol ass
	DudeYerGettinADelmon: yall coen brothas can go **** yalls selfs