**Online Host**
Welcome to Sign-Up for Spring Semester!

GuillenYourCar: /rushes into room with an armful of books and loose papers

Am I late? Am I late? Is everything already filled up?

WinBenSteinsBrenner: /closes up booth

GuillenYourCar: Aw, dammit! Oh, maybe I can-

TheoElDio: /closes up booth

GuillenYourCar: Grrr.... Hey! Hey, excuse me, can I-

PillsburyPohlad: /wanders off to lunch with George and Theo

GuillenYourCar: Come on, there has to be something left. I don't want to have to sign up for Japanese.

TreyHillMix: excuse me sir are you looking to participate in an exciting opportunity in major league baseball

GuillenYourCar: Oh, why yes, I thought I'd signed up for the Seattle Mariners but I got bumped. What class is this? /looks around at booth

TreyHillMix: double a, by the looks of it

the name's trey hill, friend, and if you'd step on over i can get you signed right up for a semester seeing the world as part of the kansas city royals baseball club

GuillenYourCar: The Kansas City Royals? I don't knowwww. Are you the General Manager?

TreyHillMix: only the manager, friend, our general manager is currently waging an endless and cyclical battle against the mortal representation of baseball's innocence somewhere amongst the deep infinity of the internet

GuillenYourCar: what

TreyHillMix: no worries, friend, the only thing you need to know is that the kansas city royals are willing to offer you 13 million dollars a year even though your last team barely bought you out for five-hundred grand

we do have prerequisite requirements, of course, what have you taken so far

GuillenYourCar: Since I've been here I've taken Diamondbacks, Reds, Athletics, Angels and Nationals.

TreyHillMix: they still offer nationals?

GuillenYourCar: Basket-weaving was full.

TreyHillMix: ah

and what did you take last semester?

GuillenYourCar: $20,000 worth of HGH

TreyHillMix: does the HGH give you superhuman strength or give you the athletic edge in certain situations

GuillenYourCar: I batted .290 for a team that finished six games back in the AL West

TreyHillMix: twenty thousand dollars well spent, friend

welp, when i said "prerequisites" i meant "the ability to walk upright and breathe without the help of machinery" so you're almost overqualified for the position

GuillenYourCar: I can try less!

TreyHillMix: that's what i like to hear

you sit down and fill out this paperwork and we'll see to getting you that thirteen million dollars for when the season starts so you'll have some steroids to snort while you're sitting at home doing nothing to help us

GuillenYourCar: That's where I'm a viking! /drops books

/sits down with paperwork

TreyHillMix: yes, yes

excuse me sir are you looking to participate in an exciting opportunity in major league baseball

ByrdOnAWire: /looks around

Oh, no, I'm sorry. I thought I was going to get dropped from Cleveland Indians but they gave me like 8 million dollars anyway, so