OldLOL: hey jeter, i did some steroids, what do you think about that

JetersNeverProsper: Seems like now people are rushing to judgment and I think you have to let it play out a little bit before you make your decision on whether you're guilty or not.

OldLOL: pardon moi

JetersNeverProsper: Rocket, you've always been a great teammate. I've said that time in and time out, that you're a great teammate. I didn't like you too much when I played against you because you have always been very competitive. But you've always been a great teammate.

OldLOL: wait, here, i'm going to do a bunch of steroids right in front of you

/does steroids

how do you feel about this

JetersNeverProsper: I think that all of God's Children may or may not have used steroids at some point, but hopefully not, but if they did it's okay in context, and when I say "God" I mean the full spectrum of theological figureheads.

OldLOL: Look, I'm going to hold down Scott Proctor and inject him in the face with steroids. /looks around

OldLOL: where is proctor

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: we traded him to the dodgers last year

he dident even say goodbye

OldLOL: son of a christ, what about kevin maas, does kevin maas still play here

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: haw haw no, but you an what armies is gonna hold down kevin maas, kevin maas is a one man wrecken crew with hands of stone

OldLOL: where is bill monbouquette, he is gonna get a face full of steroids

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: how old are you

JetersNeverProsper: Bill Monbouquette only played 50 games as a Yankee and retired in 1968, but Rocket has always been a baseball historian. I'm sure he knew that. I didn't like him much when he was fact checking old baseball players for the Red Sox, but he's always been a baseball historian.

OldLOL: i am going to kick bill monbouquette right in his ass for not playing for this team anymore

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: jeter are you afraid to say anything positive or negative or are you just really boring

JetersNeverProsper: You know, I've always been a good teammate. Haven't I? It's okay, you don't have to answer that.

OldLOL: stop being so milquetoast

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i could slam a loaf a bread up a cows ass an get less milk toast

OldLOL: what is your favorite color

JetersNeverProsper: gray

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what do you think about adolf hitler

JetersNeverProsper: I can't say, I didn't know him personally!

OldLOL: in the morning do you take a piece of toast and then pour an entire gallon of milk on it and then use it as a basis upon which to live your life

JetersNeverProsper: No comment. I like to keep my personal life and my private life separate!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if powdert toast man from the ren an stimpy show were to walk into the club house right now would you attemp to draw milk from his teets

OldLOL: Anabolic steroids, HGH, any kind of performance enhancing drugs. PEDs.

JetersNeverProsper: No, my baby has never done anabolic steroids or HGH, but he has PED before.

OldLOL: what, really, when /speed dials Canseco

JetersNeverProsper: It's okay, he did it when we were in the shower!

OldLOL: wait, what do you mean by-