bud_is_wiser: I'm grateful, I I told them this morning, at least in my world, there's no higher there's no-

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bud_is_wiser's cell phone is ringing.

bud_is_wiser: oh I get find for uh I get find for uh I get fined for my cell phone going off /checks phone

bud_is_wiser: It's only my wife, I'll punch her out.

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Later that night...

bud_is_wiser: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, I GET FINED I GET FINED FINED I GET FINED FOR HAVING FOR HAVING MY CELL PHONE GO OFF

buds_wifer: I'm sorry, honey, I just wanted to tell you about the steroids!

bud_is_wiser: The steroids? What happened to the steroids!

buds_wifer: Now calm down, Bud, you're getting upset...

bud_is_wiser: What happened to the steroids! Tell me I will palm strike you in the mouth! I am not kidding, I will get a running start and busaiku knee you into oblivion if something has happened with the steroids!

buds_wifer: Oh, Bud! I took them! I took the steroids!

bud_is_wiser: You took the! You... oh. /stands silently

Oh I didn't know when you said "steroids" you meant you'd taken them... I mean, heh, what am I supposed to do about that, I mean I can't really do anything about that at all, heh;

bud_is_wiser: Jesus Suzanne you had me worried there for a second.

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Earlier that day...

bud_is_wiser: I'm grateful, I I told them this morning, at least in my world, there's no higher there's no-

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bud_is_wiser's cell phone is ringing.

bud_is_wiser: oh I get find for uh I get find for uh I get fined for my cell phone going off /checks phone

bud_is_wiser: It's only my wife, I'll punch her out.

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Later that night...

bud_is_wiser: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, I GET FINED I GET FINED FINED I GET FINED FOR HAVING FOR HAVING MY CELL PHONE GO OFF

LadyWife: I'm sorry, it'll never happen again, I swear! BUD NO

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bud_is_wiser is punching the hell out of a wife.

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Earlier that day...

bud_is_wiser: I'm grateful, I I told them this morning, at least in my world, there's no higher there's no-

**Online Host**
bud_is_wiser's cell phone is ringing.

bud_is_wiser: oh I get find for uh I get find for uh I get fined for my cell phone going off /checks phone

bud_is_wiser: It's only my wife, I'll punch her out.

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Later that night...

bud_is_wiser: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, I GET FINED I GET FINED FINED I GET FINED FOR HAVING FOR HAVING MY CELL PHONE GO OFF

balds_wiser: /bounces backwards quickly, crouches

/bounces forward suddenly!
/goes for uppercut