
TAN (The Assimilated Negro) makes jokes and broad sweeping generalizations in Shirts & Skins, his weekly exploration of race and sports. His opinions, like this tagline, may change at any moment.
How fitting that on the day after Super Tuesday Mets fans will finally get to meet the man who will likely be their president for the next seven years, Johan Santana. Finally Mets fans get to see their new star in the flesh. They get to hear the new voice in the clubhouse. And they get to taste the dulce de leche icing on the latin cake GM Omar Minaya has cooked up in Queens.
Of course if we had a crumb for every article explaining how this moment came to fruition we'd be able to cure famine across the universe. But really all you need to know is this: Johan Santana wanted to be a Met. After all, this was a man with a no trade clause to control his destiny. He didn't have to go anywhere he didn't want to go, and he could wait a year to sign wherever his heart desired.
But his heart desired to play in the Latin Disneyworld in Flushing. And why not? There's money, opportunity to win, and a lot more players speaking his language. On Minnesota last year there was one Spanish speaking regular, Luis Castillo (who incidentally was traded to the Mets, much to Santana's discontent), and a couple players total. On the Mets there are five regulars, including Luis Castillo, and more than half the roster can roll their "r's" with ease.
In March of '05 NY Magazine profiled Minaya's building of a "Latin Dream Team" and positioned him as a contrarian to the popular Moneyball, a book with the tagline: "The art of winning an unfair game." Three years later the Johan Santana signing may be the final crowning chapter for the would-be manual on Raceball: The art of using racism to create a winning culture.
The wiki on Moneyball says, "The central premise of Moneyball is that the collected wisdom of baseball insiders (including players, managers, coaches, scouts and the front office) over the past century is subjective and often flawed." And if the game can be flawed with regards to scouting players, why can't there be flaws in how we approach team chemistry? Moneyball was a book about new ways of evaluating talent; but as the Super Bowl Champion NY Giants have shown, it takes more than talent to win a championship. It also takes chemistry. It's more art than science, but Minaya might be ushering in a new model for creating clubhouse alchemy: Raceball!
Conventional wisdom says we would never consider race/ethnicity when filling out our roster; to do so would make you RACIST and EVIL, and subject to incarceration by the PC Police. When confronted on the subject, even Omar himself denies giving a thought to race when acquiring players. But actions speak louder than words, and you don't go from five Latinos on the team to almost half your 40 man roster in a couple years without being conscious of race. Yet while Señor Minaya clearly has a disposition towards Latino players, he has never sacrificed talent for the sake of ethnic synergy (though some might argue Julio Franco as a stretch). With this approach Omar incorporates race into the formula, but not to the point of discrimination. And the end result is a New York Metropolatinos team with a strong sense of family and camaraderie.
When we hear the cliché "change the culture" in sports it doesn't refer to racial demographics, it's usually about winning and losing. The Knicks, for example, will be helpless until they "change the culture." In baseball, however, that cliché rings hollow. Look no further than the Florida Marlins who have spit on the notion of winning/losing culture by winning two championships with absolutely no sense of continuity or "culture."
Baseball has the longest regular season. It is also the sport with the most sitting around and doing nothing but interacting with your teammates. This gives all the more opportunity for team spirit to fall through the cultural gaps. In baseball "culture" adheres to it's true definition and is a reflection of the melange of players and personalities in the clubhouse.
Consider this old ESPN article on notorious Mets flop Roberto Alomar: in it he mentions being unprepared for NYC, being disappointed with the loss of Edgardo Alfonso, and wanting the Mets to "hire a liaison to counsel their Latin players." Perhaps the reason for his colossal underachievement as a Met was not about the "losing" environment, but the "ethnic" environment, or lack thereof. Conversely, in the NY Mag piece Minaya talks about having staff who teach English to the Spanish-speaking players, and Spanish to the Anglo players. That is a total 180 degree turnaround in the kind of "culture" that matters.
Moneyball for all its ballyhoo has not netted the book's star Billy Beane and the Oakland A's a championship. Similarly the jury is still out for Omar. But Raceball isn't only about the players on the roster, it's about being attractive to free agents as well. Teams in the biggest markets with ample resources need more than dollars and competitive teams to get a player to commit. Johan Santana was going to get his dollars from anyone, but he wanted to come to Flushing because of the environment Minaya has created. Now take a player like CC Sabathia, who will likely be the next big ticket free agent pitcher to hit the market. CC's on record as being down on the lack of black players in baseball, so if the money's relatively even, what large market team is he likely to sign with? Raceball tells you that both L.A. teams, who easily trump the rest of the league in terms of black player count, might just have an edge in a race for his services. With the big boys in MLB, that edge is what you need.
So as we embrace Obama and post-racial politics ... and as Mets fans salivate over their new 80% Latin rotation, destined to lead the league in ERA, WHIP, and FLAN ... open your hearts and minds to Minaya's progressive form of racism as a harbinger of things to come in baseball (even though he can't acknowledge it in the press). It's not to say you go all in with one group or another, but it's just saying our cultural roots make us who we are, and like sabermetrics and Moneyball, General Managers will be wise to integrate racemetrics into their decision making process.
Viva la Raceball!
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This Week's Racial Scoreboard: 2/6/08
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The Racial Scoreboard embraces racism-as-sport and awards (or takes away) "Culture Points" based on news that may or may not have anything to do with race. Afterwards we all shake hands and go out for drinks.
| Super Bowl Interracial Love I: Can you imagine the tears Martin Luther King would have wept if he got to see Eli Manning's historic pass to David Tyree? Not just a dream for Giants fans, but also a dream for the sons of former slaves and former slave owners playing together on the field of brotherhood. Team B, Team W: +5 Heidi Klum & Seal sex tapes |
| Super Bowl Interracial Love II: A roundabout score for real interracial love with Michael Strahan, divorced at high cost from his caucasian wife before the season, takes that pain and frustration and channels it into a Super Bowl run. Team B: +1 Frederick Douglass autobiography |
| Jeremy's Token: Disposable Shockey. Team W forever cements the Manning legacy, but at cost of once promising Jeremy Shockey never being relevant as a star player again. Move over Shock, there's a new Boss in town. Team W: -10 Eric Lindros concussions |
| End of the Knight Era: The man who brought you Isiah Thomas and a thousand Caucasian chokings has decided to fold his hands and hang up the sweater. Following Joe Gibbs retirement, this counts as another legendary loss for Team W. But Bobby was always a gift and a curse, so it doesn't sting as much. At least some kids will be able to live their life in peace. Team W: -3 Hoosiers screenings |
... And that's all for today. Thanks for playing.

















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2-06-2008 @ 12:20PM
Rob said...
Another team, other than the two LA teams, that would be a viable destination for CC Sabathia is Milwaukee. Three-fourths of its infield is black (Fielder, Weeks and Hall), and they've added Mike Cameron in center and Tony Gwynn Jr. may start in center while Cameron serves his suspension.
Of course, my Crew should make a play not because of the color of his skin, but the content of his fastball's character, considering that Sabathia is the second-best lefty behind Santana.
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2-06-2008 @ 12:26PM
riky1204 said...
I really think you are the one been racist about a good Hispanic generalManager. Maine,Wrigth,Scheneider,Wagner,Heillman,Smith,Church,Schonnewis,Easley,Anderson,etc.do not sound hispanics.
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2-06-2008 @ 12:26PM
Stan said...
You know who else has an interesting roster makeup going the other way. Colorado. Besides Torrealba and Taveras seems like a bunch of white guys. And they rode that to the Series.
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2-06-2008 @ 12:25PM
riky1204 said...
I really think you are the one been racist about a good Hispanic generalManager. Maine,Wrigth,Scheneider,Wagner,Heillman,Smith,Church,Schonnewis,Easley,Anderson,etc.do not sound hispanics.O.K.Isaih thomas is a racist because the majority of his players are black,common give me a break it goes with the amount of talent in the League and Hispanics are close to 40% of the Major league players.Detroit Tigers Lineup Have 6 Hispanics,and 3 blacks for this comming season,so Drownbosky,who happen to be white is discriminating against his own race.So think before accusing other people.
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2-06-2008 @ 12:30PM
Stan said...
Yeah riky is right,Detroit has even more "ethnic synergy" than the Mets. They could face off in a non-white World Series (except for pitchrs)
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2-06-2008 @ 12:45PM
Nadine said...
Boston is the best team in baseball, and they're a mix. the Mets collapsed despite the family stuff. maybe it works to get players but doesn't mean winning.
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2-06-2008 @ 1:00PM
riky1204 said...
Detroit just got another Latino Gallarraga we are going to check on Drownbosky he is doing same thing than Minaya even worst because he is white.ha,ha,ha
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2-06-2008 @ 1:03PM
David said...
I can't believe this article somehow got on AOL sports. If you thought for more than a second, maybe you might see that one possible reason why the Mets have a lot of Latino players is because the Mets look for players who play in a certain way and the culture in Latin America teaches them to play in that way. It's incredible that publications want writers who write things without thinking so that the writer will stir up controversy. Don't whore yourself out and write something that comes from real thought.
David
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2-06-2008 @ 1:18PM
John said...
A person has to be blind not to see that Minaya
wants as many hispanic players as he can get,this guy plays raceball no questions about it.I would like see a white GM do the same with as many whites players as possible,I wonder what people would be saying about the white GM.
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2-06-2008 @ 1:49PM
JT said...
I wonder how many people that replied here read TAN's disclaimer at the top.
It's meant to be a joke people, try not to analyze it too hard.
By the way, this isn't AOL Sports, it's AOL Sports Fanhouse. It's a blogdome. For those looking for journalistic integrity or real reporting or whatever, you're in the wrong place. This is meant to be entertainment.
Keep up the good work TAN!
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2-06-2008 @ 2:36PM
LEW said...
THE CATCHNTYREE MADE WAS JUST AMAZING. THAT HE COULD HOLD ON TO THE BALL WITH 2 PATRIOTS ON HIM WAS INCREDIBLE. THANK YOU MR.TYREE FOR THE MOST AMAZONG CATCH I EVER SAW. AS FOR THE METS AND SANTANA. IM SURE HE WANTED TO PLAY FOR THE METS... OH YEAH MONEY TALKS WITH BASEBALL PLAYERS.
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2-06-2008 @ 2:52PM
tellthetruth said...
Funny that Tan jokes about racism in an article, yet twice uses the Negro equivalent term, Caucasian to describe European Americans. Funny "How a little Racist humor landed this Story" by Tan the Negro man.
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2-06-2008 @ 6:32PM
Buster5000 said...
I agree with this article. Hispanics are becoming larger a group in this country and are using numbers to intimidate other groups like blacks native americans and even whites. I hope they try to live with other people.
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2-06-2008 @ 5:40PM
claytor said...
This is very very true of Minaya, and its not being racist, its simply saying what any real baseball fan already knows: this guy will trade five white guys for that one token latino in a heartbeat.
Or maybe noones aware of Minaya's track record in Montreal. They werent hella latino either, neh.
Not even down to their old school manager, Felipe Alou.
Minaya traded FOR El Duque in Expoland, and holy mariachis, Batman! brought Hernandez back a couple years later on a different team?
Thats not homer at all! lol.
But seriously, all racial predetermination aside, this formula for the most part has worked for Omar, and the franchises hes been entrusted with.
Ive seen Dombrowski mentioned, and i have a marvelous idea....they could swap Miguel for Wright.
Mets get even more latin, and Detroit gets a guy who can actually play defense at third while hitting like Al Kaline. Both sides win, no?
Perhaps the best part of this all, really...is hoping theyll bring back the Macarena at Shea ALL SUMMER LONG, w00t.
And maybe a World Series title too.
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2-06-2008 @ 8:56PM
Rob said...
As a GM who happens to be latino,Minaya is able to recognize and appreciate latino baseball talent that would probably wind up in other cities.The morons in the media who stoke the racial fires- hi Christopher Russo-lack the experiental wisdom that Minaya brings to the game.His heritage is an asset to his team, and to his city.Have you noticed the makeup of the A.L.starting lineup for the All Star game the last few years?
The American League has all the great latino players, which is why they've dominated the All Star game.
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2-07-2008 @ 11:57AM
serge said...
COLORS COLORS COLORS... You people are so off and behind the curve... Grow up, be color blind and then come out and write something!
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2-07-2008 @ 4:36PM
Gio said...
you can't really completely compare teh Sox winning and the mets collapse. The Sox have had the same core of players for some years now. The Mets have.. but are still developing that inner trust. Anyone need to be reminded how often the Sox came in second to the Yanks before they finally got over that hump.
The Mets are a team now that has the ability to bring the best team to the field on any given night. The lost should hopefully help them become one.
Personally I don't mind that there are so many Latin players.. (I'm Latin yes.. maybe bias about it) but I also feel Manaya has tried to acquire the best personnel for each position that was available. Now I will have even more reasons to cheer when I go to Mets game.. GO VENEZUELA!!
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2-07-2008 @ 5:31PM
Phil G said...
-TAN
I like your articles. I look forward to reading your slant on racial dynamics in the sports world set in satirical tones.
This one in particular seems to have been well researched and thought out. I don't follow baseball that closely but I do recognize the changing face of baseball in America and I can't stop laughing with it. The game has taken on a universial flavor and is no longer America's "game." That's not the ironic part that cracks me up though, it's the America's part that does.
Keep up the good writing.
The chickens are coming home to roost.
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2-08-2008 @ 12:53AM
Matt said...
Perhaps you should stick to topics you understand -- if you have to look up the Wiki article on Moneyball then you don't know what it's about, and you don't know jack about how winning baseball teams are constructed.
You don't think the fact that the Mets could afford to offer Johan the long term huge money deal he wanted didn't play more of a part than "racism"? You don't think the fact that most of baseball (Moneyball adherents and otherwise) consider Santana the best pitcher in the game far and away didn't play a bigger role than racism? You don't think the tremendous pressure Omar is under to win NOW after the infamous collapse last fall didn't play a bigger part than racism?
Latino baseball players are just good period. It's because African Americans play basketball and football and Mexican and Domincian and Puerto Rican and dozens of other Central and South American kids play baseball.
This article is really just grasping at straws. If Minaya obtains latin players it's probably because he thinks they can help the team -- the same reason he got Tom Glavine and David Wright.
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3-27-2008 @ 8:22AM
frank said...
Omar made it evident when he signed Bearega. If I did'nt have to bend an ear when they're interviewed , it would'nt bother me , but when they can't speak 2 words of English , it makes me wonder if the $$$ stays in this country .
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