Baseball is a symphony. Actually no, it isn't at all; to be correct, baseball is a sport in which people wearing hats hit a ball with a plank of wood for the amusement of other people who also wear hats. But suppose it were a symphony. With that in mind, FanHouse presents one of a series of video previews, this one likening the Texas Rangers to The Mars Volta.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
2-27-2008 @ 1:13AM
Miss Gossip said...
And I thought I was dumb for always cracking up at Milton Bradley's name...
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2-27-2008 @ 1:55AM
Brett said...
This is completely amazing, and I don't even like baseball.
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2-27-2008 @ 1:46PM
August West said...
You shall be cursed for slamming TMV like that!
Saying the Ted hot Chili Peppers are better than TMV should result in a nice case of leprosy.
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2-27-2008 @ 1:46PM
same thing said...
Obviously your inferior mind is incapable of understanding the genius of The Mars Volta.
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2-27-2008 @ 1:46PM
JCN said...
4/11/08 Alert has now been added on my iPhone.
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2-27-2008 @ 1:46PM
Pat Lackey said...
Bring on the Rangers!
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2-27-2008 @ 1:46PM
Stephanie Stradley said...
I admit being lame.
I had no idea who The Mars Volta was or that Milton Bradley was playing for the Rangers.
I am now both humored and semi-educated.
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3-27-2008 @ 9:26AM
Ragingape said...
The end of that one was incredible. Those pictures you found illustrating the Rangers incompetence were perfect and made me think of a bad Mars Volta song (all of them).
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