Things you will not see in the Spring Training Dugout for the Seattle Mariners include:
- Jokes about Starbucks
- Jokes about rain/rainfall
- Jokes about grunge style music
- Mario showing up and ending folks
Things you will see in the Spring Training Dugout for the Seattle Mariners include:
- Erik Bedard (frown)
- probably that joke about the The Rime of the Ancient Mariner that we've used for like four years
- everything else you see after the jump
The Dugout
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, the only transportation out of Baltimore was a covered wagon and I had to shoot a bunch of buffalo and ford some rivers to get here. /discards like 500 pounds of meat
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: You know Sidney Ponson from Minnesota has been fitted with robotic armor and is chasing after some of the runaway O's rookies to kill them? Man, I think I'd have to read a hell of a lot more than I do now to understand Baltimore. |
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: I mean, I enjoyed my time there, but everybody spoke Spanish and I'm Canadian so I didn't really fit in as well as I wanted to.
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: So! Anyway... hey guys, what's up! :)
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: uh, gateway... christmas tree... stick figure with penis, something that looks like a bug zapper... |
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: what's going on
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: I'm sorry, do either of you speak English? I know that's terribly xenophobic and I could speak to you in my native language, but I don't know how much you know about Barry Melrose
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Suzuki: we speak engulish
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: wait really
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Stutterin'_Ken_Jima: yes, very little /motions with fingers
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Suzuki: only basic phrases to help survive american basuball
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: Really? Like what?
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Suzuki: "baseball been berry berry good to me"
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: d'oohhhhhhuh
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ChocolateMoose: What was that you were saying about Barry Melrose?
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: /eyes light up
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ChocolateMoose and HoistByHisOwnBedard have left the chatroom.
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Stutterin'_Ken_Jima: puhrease give to me the stearoid
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Suzuki: viva ra dominicana |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
2-27-2008 @ 10:15PM
Emily said...
viva ra dominicana
HAHAHA.
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2-27-2008 @ 10:25PM
burn! said...
crying with laugher
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2-27-2008 @ 11:24PM
Buvi Duvi said...
GO M'S!!!
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2-28-2008 @ 1:24AM
Drew said...
Excellent as always
I only hope, once we get to Kansas City, PECOTA makes a triumphant return to the Dugout from his battle for the soul of baseball.
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2-28-2008 @ 8:16AM
pitchcount said...
*cracks up*
...mind you, I still go 'buh? what?' every time I see Chinese text used for Japanese players. What if you needed to have Chien-Ming Wang and Hideki Matsui speaking in their native tongue in the same strip?
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2-28-2008 @ 9:56PM
steph said...
hey now. i love Mario ending people!
but yea, LOL.
uh, gateway... christmas tree... stick figure with penis, something that looks like a bug zapper..
yea, pretty much how i feel when seeing asian text.
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2-28-2008 @ 11:34PM
PL said...
Love the Oregon Trail reference, facebook has bought that game back with a vengeance!
Anyone got any translations for what Johjime+Ichiro are saying?
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