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The Dugout: Instant Replay

Instant replay. Baseball might have instant replay, but instant replay would require instant replay. The issue of instant replay has been an instant replay for years now, only complicating the matter of instant replay. On one hand, instant replay. Of course that raises the issue of instant replay. This, in turn, creates the problem of not being able to have instant replay without instant replay. Personally, I instant replay. I've instant replayed since I was a small instant replay. Instant replay is a completely natural and instant replay thing. Baseball purists who instant replay the issue need to instant replay themselves and stop instant replaying the matter at hand.

In case you haven't heard, instant replay.

Instant replay after the jump.

The Dugout

**Online Host** Welcome to Instant Replay Chat!
Bud_Is_Wiser: Thank you all for coming today. As you know, the issue of instant replay has
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the schmidts a issue
Bud_Is_Wiser: What're you doing here, Dmitri? Shouldn't you be practicing with your team or something?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: an pass up all a dem tostitos scoops ya got here pshhh ya must be out ya gat damn mind
DomoArigatoMrDelgado: You know, those chips were for everyone.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: whats dat you ol bitch did you jus ask fa some chips

/tosses handful of chips

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: lil bitch
Bud_Is_Wiser: Carlos, did you have something to present to the floor?
DomoArigatoMrDelgado: Yes. As you might have heard, I hit a homerun and it was ruled foul. The foul pole was white with the ball's scuff!
Bud_Is_Wiser: Really? I hadn't seen. Did a fan hold the ball up and point to the scuff?
DomoArigatoMrDelgado: Yes!
Bud_Is_Wiser: And did ARod hit a homerun that was ruled in play resulting in him holding his palms up in disbelief?
DomoArigatoMrDelgado: Yeah, exactly that!
Bud_Is_Wiser: And do the Mets still suck?
Umpire: burn
Bud_Is_Wiser: Glad you could join us, generic umpire. Would you like to weigh in?
Umpire: sure. i guess all i can say is that we generally do a pretty good job. we get some very tough calls right, and when we are forced to ask each other for assistance on a call, it's usually the right one.
Umpire: I know lately there has been a lot of evidence showing otherwise, but I believe in me and my partners. instant replay will slow the game down and take away from the history of the game.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: wait a sec

your that brotha who made me run my ass round to third right e'en tho i smacked that bitch outa the park

Umpire: yeah, but we ended up reversing the call and you were credited wi
**Online Host** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is repeatedly pounding Umpire in the stomach with a baseball bat
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: thas what it felt like motha****a
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: can we get a instant replay a dat ****
**Online Host**

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: the rulin on the field stands

ya still a bitch

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