Bleacher Bums: Chubby Ranger Dude-Fan Smothers Ball Girl

If I was to paint a picture of a stereotypical, blue collar, Texas baseball fan, the guy you are about to see below would probably hit on like nine of 10 points. He has the cut off sleeves. He has the backwards hat. He has the smugness. The gut. The Oakley-esque sport shades. And he is accidentally falling all over an attractive young ballgirl.



His face, as Knuckle Curve points out, once he gets back in his seat, is pretty daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang funny.