"It's your fault. It's all your fault."
Later, Willie, John, John, and not Ozzie. You were all bums.
The Dugout
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YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: what've you been up to? |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Just dickin' around. Lotta TV and crap. You? |
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YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: keepin' busy. scrapbookin'. clippin' coupons. lotsa scissor work. whatta' 'bout you john? |
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gibbon_and_receibon: Honestly? I've been whipping the tar out of my dog for three straight days. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Jesus, dude. That's horrible. |
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YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: yeah that's not cool man. |
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gibbon_and_receibon: i mean...my wife. yeah, i've been bustin' up my old lady all weekend. she's so...weak...and defenseless and stuff... |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: lol |
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YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: lol nice |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: What're you idiots doing? Shouldn't you be at the unemployment office? Or the **** ****ing office? You ****s. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Yeah we'll see you there in a few weeks Ozzie. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: What're you crazy? My boys are first in the division. I'm not going anywhere. |
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YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: don't matter. you swear and yell too much. 'till you start actin' like a professional. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: You think anyone gives a ****sack? I can say whatever I want as long as I'm winning games. ****, if we keep these North/South World Series hopes alive I can get away with anything. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: You lie. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Oh yeah? Hey buddy. C'mere. |
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SomeDude: sup |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Hey is this coffee too hot? /dumps carafe on dude's face |
| **Online Host** SomeDude's skin is peeling off of his skull. His hair falls in soft clumps to the floor. | |
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SomeDude: WHALAAAA GGAAAAHHDD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUU |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: cubs chisox world series |
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SomeDude: aw dude that'd be sweet |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Plus, I'm Latino. No way I don't play the race card and everyone knows that. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Tried that, man. That's no good for anyone. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Because when a black dude complains about his race all people hear is "wha wha we were promised reparations and affirmative action isn't good enough wha wha wha" Do yourself a favor and invest in a sexy accent. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans; This is why everyone hates you. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Also why everyone loves me. Like I give a ****. |
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SomeDude: bro can i get your autograph |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: /stomps burnt face |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: lol |
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YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: lol classic |
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-24-2008 @ 1:24PM
George B Vieto said...
Great show. Ozzie reminds me of Bobby Knight's tenure in Indiana University.
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6-24-2008 @ 1:25PM
Matt said...
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE
OY OY OY!!
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