Hey, more Alex Rodriguez-Madonna nonsense! Fortunately, this might be the best bit yet. In this New York Daily News story about all the floozies A-Rod's rogered since he's been married -- apparently A-Rod prefers tequila before sex, and don't we all -- a brilliant little detail has surfaced. According to some sketchy anonymous source, A-Rod used a special brand of disguise to make his way into Madonna's apartment:
One source said A-Rod tried to avoid being recognized during visits to the Manhattan apartment of one girlfriend by wearing "a fake mustache."Ah, the fake mustache. Second only to Clark Kent's glasses in disguise implausibility.
Of course, being the mustache activist that I am, I had to reach out to the American Mustache Institute for their take on this buffoonery.
Surely, the AMI would not stand for the name of the mustache being used so cavalierly in the name of celebrity dalliance. I asked Aaron Perlut, chairman of the AMI, for his thoughts. He was surprisingly forgiving:
Thanks for your question. Some people suffer from Bare Upper Lip Disorder, better known as BULD. So certainly, some must use fake mustaches, and we love all mustaches. Nicely done.In other words, why wouldn't you wear a fake mustache? Screw personal dignity -- it's just a great look.
