C-Rod Thinks A-Rod Has Been Tapping Things That Aren't Strippers As Well

While most of us will be donning our A-Rod jerseys or Madonna masks tonight at the Airhogs game, the real life Alex Rodriguez is still going through the divorce process with his soon to be former wife Cynthia Rodriguez right now. As we're all incredibly aware, Cynthia is leaving A-Rod because of his repeated infidelity, which quite possibly includes sleeping with Madonna.

Cynthia isn't coming off completely clean here, either, as she's been accused of cheating on Alex with Lenny Kravitz. It's all pretty much insane, really, and it probably couldn't get much more ridiculous than it already is. Well, unless it turns out that Alex is an alien from the planet Quaron-4 and has been sent to this planet to break Barry Bonds' home run record and bring back all our planets muscular blondes.

Of course, that's not likely to happen, but the fact that C-Rod is now saying that A-Rod put wiretaps on her phone and has had her followed might garner your attention.

Scorned baseball wife Cynthia Rodriguez wants to know if her estranged hubby, A-Rod, had her wiretapped and secretly tailed, according to explosive new court documents.

At the end of a largely routine request for financial documents, computer records, property reports and medical bills, C-Rod dropped a legal bomb that accuses Alex Rodriguez of stealing signs.

Lawyers for the soon-to-be Yankee ex-wife demanded "any reports you have received from a detective, investigator or any other person based upon surveillance of your spouse."

"All written memorabilia, reports and photographs submitted to you or your attorney by any person other than yourself," C-Rod's lawyers also requested in documents filed in a Florida court.

"All tape recordings and other evidence prepared from tape recordings made in connection with any wiretapping or electronic surveillance conducted by you or others on your behalf."

I'm not sure what Alex was trying to find out by allegedly spying on his wife, as I'm sure the tapes don't include anything but Cynthia trying to figure out how much half of $125 million is. Maybe he was hoping to catch her listening to her Lenny Kravitz CDs a little too often.

Whatever he's looking for, if I had a woman who was doing everything in her power to get half of my money, I'd probably be doing the same thing.