The Dugout: Home Run Crack Den

The homerun derby is a special time of year. It's the easiest day of the year to get hammered and watch baseball while still following every detail. Homerun? Oh, it wasn't? Got it.

The best part is that it's all taters! No boring walks! No strategy! No National League BS! The best.

It's the dunk contest. The free punch. The not crappy part of an NBA playoff game.

Sammy Sosa hit a lot of homeruns. Homeruns after the jump

The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to Homerun Derby Chat!
	DeuxDeuxDeux: HELOOOOO ALLLO BASEBALL FANS. WELcome to the 2008 STATE FARM HOME RUN DERBY. i'm chris berman and with me tonight are baseball's finest.
	KaZambrano: hi mom
	DeuxDeuxDeux: get d'feck atta hee you OVASIZED BUM
	DeuxDeuxDeux: BIG SLUGGERS. Let's GET SOME picks. JOE MORGAN HALL OF FAMER. YOU HIT AH HOME RUN IN AN ALL STAR GAME.
	DeuxDeuxDeux: YOU HIT A HOMERUN IN AN ALL STAR GAME.
	CaptainMorgan: yes
	DeuxDeuxDeux: WHAT THE **** THAT'S CRAZY
	DeuxDeuxDeux: BEK BEK BEK BEK BROWN MAN ON TV we must praise you bless you joe morgan
	CaptainMorgan: the big red machine
	Gammondorf: /farts i'm in the hall of fame
	DeuxDeuxDeux: and we love you, peter. too bad youre not BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK THE BOOOMMBB
	CaptainMorgan: /bats .271 for career
	DeuxDeuxDeux: JOSH HAMILTON you are a story and we talk about you all the time what's that about
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: uh can i just play
	Online Host AllAboutTheHamiltons has hit 28 homeruns.
	DeuxDeuxDeux: ARE YOU BLACK
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: no
	DeuxDeuxDeux: are you a recovering drug addict
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: yes
	DeuxDeuxDeux: AWWWW YEAH LET'S KEEP AN EYE ON you until we GET THE NEXT STORY UP TO BAT
	Online Host Meanwhile, in the dugout
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: good job bra
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: hey, thanks dmitri. you're an all-star?
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: nope
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /smokes crackjoint
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: ohhhhhh no i gotta go
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /smokes gun
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: whoa **** wait a sec /points gun
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: really
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw yee bitch
	Online Host Welcome to the Home Run Derby Finals
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: dahhhhhhhh
	AllAboutTheHamiltons: /sucks
	DeuxDeuxDeux: BEK BEK BEK BEK ON DRUGS
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: crack crack crack crack the bomb son