New York Stripper, Clearly a Solid Source of Straight Truth, Calls A-Rod an 'Amazing Lover'

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The beauty of a celebritized situation as attractive to the general masses of society, like the Alex Rodriguez - Madonna ongoing business, is that everyone gets to weigh in. Drive a cab in NYC? Sure thing. Random person on the street? Why not.

Stripper by occupation who has allegedly had sex with A-Rod twice already? Well, we definitely want to hear from you. We think.

"If it's true Madonna has sampled Alex's charms, then she'll know what I mean when I say she's a lucky lady," Candice Houlihan told the [News of the World in London].

"And if not, then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she'll ever have and she should give it a whirl."

"I truly believe there is rarely no smoke without fire," she told the paper. "If anyone can lure a woman away from her husband, it's Alex."

It just kills me the way Ms. Houlihan drops the smoke/fire line like it's some theologically mind-blowing revolution that Alex Rodriguez, owner of more than $125 million, can get women if he wants to.

I can't say I blame her; even if A-Rod could easily refute this rumor, the public probably won't care to hear any of it as long C-Rod is revving up the divorce proceedings with allegations of extramarital affairs, so it makes for pretty good publicity. For any gentlemen that may be interested in visiting the same stripper as A-Rod allegedly did.

Also: For future reference, Ms. Houlihan, the phrase "amazing lover" dropped in a public setting is kind of gross. Unless you're Will Ferrell in a hot tub.

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Stars Alex Rodriguez #13 and Derek Jeter #2 of the New York Yankees walk off the field during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Stars Derek Jeter #2 and Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees walk off the field during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Star Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees is greeted by Carlos Guillen #9 of the Detroit Tigers after being pulled from the game during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Star Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees leaves the game in the 5th inning during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Star Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees walks back to the dugout after striking out during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, of the American League team, fields a ground ball by St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols, of the National League team, during the second inning of the Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium in New York on Tuesday, July 15, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, of the American League team, fields a ground ball by St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols, of the National League team, in the first inning of the Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium in New York on Tuesday, July 15, 2008. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

American League All-Stars Alex Rodriguez (L) and Derek Jeter (R) of the New York Yankees walk off the field together after the second inning of Major League Baseball's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium in New York, July 15, 2008. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATES)

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American League all-star third baseman Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees, fields a ball during the second inning of Major League Baseball's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium in New York, July 15, 2008. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATES)

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)

7-18-2008 @ 4:42PM

hootie_69 said...

I would say Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch in a hot tub talking about their amazing lovemaking is also pretty gross but the skit also happens to be so funny that neither that statement or Jimmy Fallon's presence can bring it down.

7-18-2008 @ 8:04PM

Brinson said...

That skit is also the single best example of Jimmy Fallon's inability to not laugh while on set with Ferrell.

7-18-2008 @ 5:54PM

Skippy said...

I feel bad for A-Rod and MJ...the women in their lives ain't nothing but golddiggas. All of them. Cynthia and Juanita are laughing all the way to the bank.

7-18-2008 @ 9:44PM

tellie_39 said...

I DON'T feel sorry for A-Rod. If he would have keep his "thing" in his pants he wouldn't be in this situation. He is getting what he deserves. If it were me I would "laugh all the way to the bank" too. He never once considered his wife and children while he was in hotel room with this hooker. I say Go Cynthia! Get what you can, you and the kids deserve it for the public humiliation you have went through (are going through).

7-18-2008 @ 9:56PM

NA said...

I'll bet that A-Rod will have even more women after him now that this stripper came out with that story. He needs to be careful of all these money hungry females out there......he is surely a target. With that kind of money, me as a man would keep my ass home and just chill with my wife. If he's not careful those women will be his downfall.

7-18-2008 @ 10:08PM

oneopinion said...

This is one of those AOL "provocative" subjects you just have to hate. For godsake, must we be exposed to the National Enquirer mentality?

7-18-2008 @ 10:10PM

David427 said...

Actually it's a Boston stripper, which I guess would make it all the worst for you NYY fans. A Rod met her at Fenway when her and a friend were heckling him. This story 'broke' about a week ago in the Boston rags and the incident happened several years ago. As one local Boston media personality put it, 'this is news? show me a stripper A-Rod hasn't had sex with'.

7-18-2008 @ 10:15PM

The original RON said...

An over-rated self centered jerk.Even in todays news I read where some players were complaining about his affair with the Material girl and how much of a distraction it is to the team.The way the player put it was the team is tired about his me first attitude.Thats why he was run out of Seattle and Texas.Yankees wont win anything as long as Hot-Rod is on the team.The Bambino must be spinning in his grave and thats why the boss was crying at the allstar game realizing what a big mistake it was to re sign this phony.

7-18-2008 @ 10:20PM

Ralph Garcia said...

Way too much information! We seem to live in a world now where there is no modesty or humble people anymore. Now this woman will want to go on to pose for Playboy, Penthouse, whatever else is out there in order to make money. A-Rod will now compete with Jeter to see who can date the most and most famous women. I'm hoping that Jeter's exs don't give the same information about his lust life. Please spare us the details. The funny part about this is that we Yankee fans just want world championships, not that so and so was best in bed. When are we going to get the next Yankee championship as our team is doing mediocre in third place. It's humiliating right now to be a Yankee fan.-from a Yankee fan in Miami.

7-18-2008 @ 10:22PM

yankeecntry said...

Geez just let it go, it really doesnt matter what matters is how he plays baseball. his personal life is just that PERSONAL. his wife needs to do what she needs to do for her kids but keep it private where it belongs.......

7-18-2008 @ 10:29PM

roger said...

Yea...Great...But I hear that he starts out very well and sustains it throughout the act but can't deliver when it really counts.

7-18-2008 @ 10:47PM

Bill said...

If it is in fact true- I hope A-hole, I mean A-rod enjoyed it cause it is going to cost him millions. Oh, no wait, it will cost you Yankee fans millions-LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

7-19-2008 @ 12:03AM

georgia said...

Oh, wonderful,now he's a stellar character because of his so called prowess in bed?
The man is an ADULTERER, a serial one at that!
Let's call him what he is.
Amazing lover? Cheater, adulterer, liar, cause he had to lie to his wife didn't he? And his children. Think of the example he sets to his children. Oh, he's amazing all right. In a pig's eye he is!

7-19-2008 @ 1:42AM

angela said...

who cares what he is going through, its his wife and children who have to be dragged through this. pay up A Rod and play ball. I am tired of hearing A Rod and the Bronx Bombers no its not don't push the great ones aside like Jeter and the Bronx Bombers. A Rod acts so arrogant when he strikes out I get crazy watching him so full of himself

7-19-2008 @ 2:29AM

lillyroses said...

I read her article last week. Doesn't take long for the scum to rise to the top. I'm sure there are a lot of A-rod's one, no sorry two night stands that will eventually get their two minutes of fame to tell their story. What would possess any woman to come foward to tell her story of a two night stand, let along a reporter who ran to get and retell her story. Not for nothing, who do you call to tell about a two night stand with a celebrity. Hot line to TMZ, the Enquirer? Does she have a life, a child or a mom and dad. I'm sure they are continuing in their pride of her. Then you read these comments and it get bad when you read post from folks you recognize..lol...Ralph G. finds a way to put Jeter into the mix in a discussion about A-rod. And there is a poster who is always on Jordan's ex....what did she ever do to you? Karma is a b*tch though, a couple days after her story came, troopers were at her front door to arrest her on a outstanding warrant in regards to some traffic violations. She forgot she doesn't have a license. She forgot to pay her fines. She forgot the court dates. She remembered the hot sex though.

7-19-2008 @ 3:07AM

Ny Tony said...

Hey Brinson we all know you Hate the Yankees
So I guess you find this News Worthy. Being your noway near being a Sports Reporter . Gossip Yup your Great At That.

7-19-2008 @ 4:19AM

Mr.G said...

yawn...ho-hum...whatever

7-19-2008 @ 5:54AM

Ruby T. Miller said...

There is a down side to this debacle - or up side - called Social Disease - and too bad he may spread to his wife - and as the saying goes, See Dick Run, Go Dick!