Sometimes we get a little silly at the Dugout. Yep, that's not a good sign. Check out the title. Anyone got a shark I can borrow?I'm a big Seinfeld fan, and I always appreciated the subtle humor. This isn't so much subtle as it is a fake AIM conversation between baseball players pretending to be sitcom characters. Sigh.
David Ortiz went 1-3 with a homer in the minors tonight. Should I have covered that? Richie Sexson? An All-Star game that I only saw 11 innings of because it's an exhibition game and I'm old? Then lay off.
The Dugout
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /taps answering machine |
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AnsweringMachine: "...Jarrod? It's Mom. AND DAD! Tell him I'm here too! Yes, yes, you're father just got back from the dentist. He says 'hi'. Anyway, I was wondering WE WERE WONDERING. I'M HERE TOO. Yes, we were wondering if we could stop by sometime this weekend and see the big fancy baseball player's new house. Call me ba CALL US BACK." |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /bites apple |
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big_wiener: /slides through doorway /slams door |
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big_wiener: jarrod! you are not gonna BELIEVE what just happened! /wrings out shirt |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /sips from water bottle I haven't the slightest idea. |
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big_wiener: a KID! pushed me into a pool. a POOL, jarrod! |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /shrugs shoulders /smug look |
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Speaker: /buzz |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: Yeah? |
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Speaker: "...it's me" |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: Come on up. |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: So who's this kid? |
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big_wiener: /pockets 4 apples and a banana some PUNK down at the arcade. see, i beat his high score in pacman. so i'm giving it to him good, really rubbing it in. so i leave, and as i'm walking through the park W'PHTHHTTTTBLAM! right in the fountain! |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: I thought you said it was a pool. |
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big_wiener: well, yeah. a pool of water. |
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JenksOweMeACoke: /walks in door /hangs head, spreads arms |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: What's with you? |
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JenksOweMeACoke: Wellllllllllll, let's see. Uh, well, Julie's never speaking to me again. |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: What? Why? |
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JenksOweMeACoke: Let's just say she's not a fan of the swirl. |
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Elaine: lol |
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JenksOweMeACoke: I'm FREAKIN' OUT HERE JARROD! |
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SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: Hello, blue man. |
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EverybodyLovesRaymond: /humps air |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-18-2008 @ 11:15AM
Jim said...
YES - I LOVE RANDOMLY RANDOM DUGOUTS
LEW, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, PUT DOWN THE PORK RINDS
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7-18-2008 @ 12:13PM
Mike said...
Maggs is Elaine? Perfect.
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7-18-2008 @ 12:49PM
Proibito said...
Are you not allowed to have the little player icons link to their respective MLB webpages anymore?
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7-18-2008 @ 9:43PM
dc said...
that may be the first time i read lol as i was actually lol
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