Seinfeld: The Dugout About Nothing

Sometimes we get a little silly at the Dugout. Yep, that's not a good sign. Check out the title. Anyone got a shark I can borrow?

I'm a big Seinfeld fan, and I always appreciated the subtle humor. This isn't so much subtle as it is a fake AIM conversation between baseball players pretending to be sitcom characters. Sigh.

David Ortiz went 1-3 with a homer in the minors tonight. Should I have covered that? Richie Sexson? An All-Star game that I only saw 11 innings of because it's an exhibition game and I'm old? Then lay off.

The Dugout

	Online Host Bow k'bow wow ow, ow uh owww ow ow budda da bow uh wowww wow wow wow. Puh puh k'puh puh.
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /taps answering machine
	AnsweringMachine: "...Jarrod? It's Mom. AND DAD! Tell him I'm here too! Yes, yes, you're father just got back from the dentist. He says 'hi'. Anyway, I was wondering WE WERE WONDERING. I'M HERE TOO. Yes, we were wondering if we could stop by sometime this weekend and see the big fancy baseball player's new house. Call me ba CALL US BACK."
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /bites apple
	big_wiener: /slides through doorway /slams door
	big_wiener: jarrod! you are not gonna BELIEVE what just happened! /wrings out shirt
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /sips from water bottle I haven't the slightest idea.
	big_wiener: a KID! pushed me into a pool. a POOL, jarrod!
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: /shrugs shoulders /smug look
	Speaker: /buzz
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: Yeah?
	Speaker: "...it's me"
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: Come on up.
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: So who's this kid?
	big_wiener: /pockets 4 apples and a banana some PUNK down at the arcade. see, i beat his high score in pacman. so i'm giving it to him good, really rubbing it in. so i leave, and as i'm walking through the park W'PHTHHTTTTBLAM! right in the fountain!
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: I thought you said it was a pool.
	big_wiener: well, yeah. a pool of water.
	JenksOweMeACoke: /walks in door /hangs head, spreads arms
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: What's with you?
	JenksOweMeACoke: Wellllllllllll, let's see. Uh, well, Julie's never speaking to me again.
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: What? Why?
	JenksOweMeACoke: Let's just say she's not a fan of the swirl.
	Elaine: lol
	JenksOweMeACoke: I'm FREAKIN' OUT HERE JARROD!
	Online Host EverybodyLovesRaymond has entered the chat
	SaltalamacchiaDehydrated: Hello, blue man.
	EverybodyLovesRaymond: /humps air