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CarlsonCharge: I'll start this off.

Jesse Carlson
Graduate of Berlin High School, Berlin,Ct won state championship as a senior Pitcher Went on to star at Uconn and was selected to all Big East rookie honors. Berlin High will win the state championship in 2009 after losing to Guilford in 08. Key playes will be Matt Carasiti, Joe Balowski, Doug Ferraguto, and Mark Bordonaro and Drew Lundenberg.

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: How does that feel? Your Wikipedia entry would be a stub if it weren't for some high school kid who wanted to talk about his crappy varsity team.

DustInTheLind: man, what I really want to see there is a [citation needed] tag right after "Berlin High will win the state championship in 2009"

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: haha, "source: berlin high pep rally"

CanadasGotTallet: "source: biff from back to the future 2"

DustInTheLind: "source: BERLIN HIGH FRIGGIN OWNS"

DustInTheLind: Here's mine.

Adam Lind
Lind Was Called-Up again on June 21, 2008. He Was Called Up Because New Jays Manager Cito Gaston Thought He Had Potential and Has Played 26 Games and is On Pace to play 90 and have 66 RBI. He Is Now a Regular Starter.

CanadasGotTallet: ALWAYS CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: I see this too much. How do some people feel it prudent to capitalize almost every word in a sentence?

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: Where do these people come from? Where did they go to school? What do they do for a living?

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: I'm just imagining some shirtless35-year-old guy in front of his computer. He's munching on a theater-sized box of Milk Duds. One of the Milk Duds rolls down his bloated belly and rests itself in his belly button.

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: He scoops it up and stuffs it into his mouth, inadvertently swallowing a strand of body hair in the process. He does not notice or care.

DrEckEckstein: my turn!

David Eckstein
In December 2006, David released the second edition of his inspirational children's autobiography, "Have Heart: David Eckstein."

CanadasGotTallet: haha are you serious

DrEckEckstein: what's the big deal, i think it's a good title for a book

CanadasGotTallet: I think it's a good title for a Craigslist posting for a murderer who hacked you up into pieces and is trying to part you out.

DrEckEckstein: jeez! that's a mean thing to say!

you know what? you look like emo russell crowe!

CanadasGotTallet: And you look like an aborted anchovy.

DrEckEckstein: gee

CanadasGotTallet: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Brian Tallet
Tallet, an up and coming reliver, may find his way on to other Major League teams, and depending upon his development as a pitcher may be successful (or not).

DustInTheLind: written by a guy who's mortified by the thought of being judged by his journalistic integrity

BradWilkersIfHeStubsHisToe: "Brian Tallet is believed by many to be a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. He may or may not be a human being."

CanadasGotTallet: "Brian Tallet might be a pitcher, but I don't know, because it's possible that I am the only thinking organism in the universe and I bashed my head into an asteroid 25 years ago and am just floating through space, comatose, dreaming that I am living on a planet called "Earth" and there is a sport called "baseball" and there's a guy named Brian Tallet pitching for a team in a place called "Toronto."

CanadasGotTallet: "And by proxy, that would actually make this Wikipedia entry meaningless since i'm just dreaming it.

booger fart booger fart"