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Jeff Kent and Vin Scully Are Having a Cane Duel Over ManRam in Los Angeles

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There's this silly little feud going on in Dodger land right now that involves the issue of whether Manny Ramirez' bat in the lineup assists Jeff Kent's ability to hit.

Vin Scully, legendary Dodger announcer, untouchable figure of radio and television lore and 28 time winner of California Sportscaster of the Year, thinks that Kent's bat is heating up because Man-Ram is in the lineup to protect him.

Kent thinks -- according to what he told T.J. Simers recently -- that Scully "talks too much".
"You can't say that," I told Kent, and he said he had just spoken to 200 women (at a Dodgers function) "and I told them the same thing, and they laughed.

"We all love you, Vin," Kent added with a mischievous grin, "but you still talk too much."

[...]"Scully is making the same point everyone else is making," I said. "He says the stats indicate you are having success hitting behind Ramirez -- tell me that isn't the case."

"See my answer to the first question," said Kent, and sometimes you wonder if he sleeps with his bed against a wall forcing him to always wake up on the wrong side. "Listen, I'm so tired of talking about this stuff. It diminishes my whole career and all the hard work. I take it as an insult. I'm 40. You don't get better when you are 40."
Kent also went on to call the written press 'pathetic' (how dare you, sir?) while comparing his stats last year and asking Simers to explain how he managed to hit .300 for a full season without Manny. Here's the thing: Kent is a Hall of Famer, Scully is a frigging legend and T.J. Simers is an instigator, so no one's going to be happy.

Besides, was anyone pitching around a 40 year old Jeff Kent in the first place? I think not. So it's not like everyone's suddenly grooving fastballs his way just because Manny is hitting in front of him.

TFJs: AA/SbB

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