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BeimelRage: honnnkkk /blows nose into hankie |
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EthierOr: You all right, Joe? |
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BeimelRage: ugh i've got a dry cough, a fever, a headache, and i'm super tired. i've been blowin' my nose all day |
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BeimelRage: i don't know what's wrong with me i think maybe its food poisoning |
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EthierOr: "Think flu." |
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EthierOr: Damn, there is nothing to do today. Maybe Jeff wants to watch some Fresh Prince with me? |
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EthierOr: /logs into Dodger Stadium Chatroom |
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EthierOr: Hey Jeff, sorry to bug you, I was just bored and I thought you'd want to- |
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KentHardlyWait: You talk too much, old man! |
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VehicleIdentificationNumber: In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened. Jeff Kent has opened his fat mouth! |
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KentHardlyWait: Manny only had 20 home runs before he came to the Dodgers! Now he's got 26! That means I'm helping! |
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VehicleIdentificationNumber: No pitcher who has ever lived is going to want to walk you to get to Manny. That means you're getting better pitches! |
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KentHardlyWait: You don't know me! You don't know Derek Lowe! |
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VehicleIdentificationNumber: Every good thing that happens to the Dodgers is because of Manny Ramirez! |
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KentHardlyWait: Every good thing that happens to the Dodgers is because of ME! |
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VehicleIdentificationNumber: Forget it! |
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EthierOr: uh, you guys are busy so I uh
I'll go see if coach wants me to do anything
/logs out
/logs into Coach's Office Chatroom
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EthierOr: Coach, I- |
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Torreumon: Quiet Andre, I'm in the middle of a meeting. |
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Torreumon: Soooo! Heh heh. What do you think of this whole "Brett Favre" thing? |
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JetersNeverProsper: I don't follow football. |
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Torreumon: That's a shame, football is a great... /picks nose
You ever think about what yer gonna do when yer contract is up?
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JetersNeverProsper: My contract isn't up until 2056. When I signed it they put it in a time capsule and buried it to be discovered by the future's participants in Nickelodeon's "Big Help" |
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Torreumon: I heard about that. You check the papers today? /tosses New York Times down in front of Jeter |
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JetersNeverProsper: Hm? /reads
"Brian Cashman Digs Up Time Capsule? PUTS DELLIN BETANCES INTO CAPSULE, REBURIES CAPSULE?"
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Torreumon: You're gonna get to the future, but there will be curveballs along the way |
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JetersNeverProsper: /rests forehead on desk
but... but I'm supposed to be a Yankee for life
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JetersNeverProsper: wuh wuh we go together like Elton and David! |
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Torreumon: Andre, Mr. Jeter here is under some stress, could you run outside and put some more money in the meter? |
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EthierOr: Jeter parked at a meter? |
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Torreumon: yeah and he's got another 48 years on his contract so it's gonna be there for a while |
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EthierOr: Hey, who says Meters Never Prosper? |
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Torreumon: ... |
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JetersNeverProsper: ... |
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EthierOr: *mumbles under breath*
/logs off
/logs onto the Outside of Dodger Stadium Chatroom
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EthierOr: Either of you guys know where Jeter parked? |
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e5_rod: MANNY JOOR PORKING ATTENDANT IS TALKINGK TO ME |
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MannyBoutTown: Just give him a dollar, he'll go away. |
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e5_rod: WHATS A DOLLOR
I ONLY HAF HUNDRETS IS THAT OGAY
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EthierOr: yep /takes hundred dollar bill |
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e5_rod: MANNY ARE JOO EXCITIT TO PLAY FOR THE HOLEYWOOD TEEM |
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MannyBoutTown: It's fantastic. When I'm done with my playing career I can segue that into an acting career! |
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e5_rod: OOooOOOOH! DO JOO WANT TO BE THE LEADINGK MAN |
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MannyBoutTown: Sure! Why not? |
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e5_rod: DO JOO WANT TO BE IN AGTION MOVIES |
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MannyBoutTown: Of course! /flexes muscles |
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e5_rod: DO JOO WANT TO PLAY TREASURE HUNTERS AND SOOPER HEROES |
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MannyBoutTown: I'm going to play all kinds of roles. |
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e5_rod: DO JOO WANT TO PLAY SPIES |
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MannyBoutTown: ....
get out
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e5_rod: WHASS THE MATTER HONEY WHAT DID aRAH SAY |
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MannyBoutTown: GET OUT!
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!
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EthierOr: man nuts to this, Jeter can have his Beetle towed, I don't give a rip |
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EthierOr: playing for the Dodgers used to be so much fun, but now everything is just so... sighh
/sits down on bench
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EthierOr: /hangs hat
/takes down picture of Troy From West Virginia from locker |
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EthierOr: I guess I'll just watch these DVDs by myself. |
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maddux.xmission.com: Can we watch the episode where Will and Carlton drive to Palm Springs and get sent to jail? |
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EthierOr: Oh... hey! I was... I was just... |
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maddux.xmission.com: *singing* "When Israel was in Egypts land!" |
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EthierOr: "Let my people go!" |
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maddux.xmission.com: /hugs |
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EthierOr: /hugs |
Comments (Page 1 of 1)
God almighty, you guys are on fire
So B, does this mean MadDog can find out from Manny how dog tastes?:
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b93.html
I lean toward the affirmative.
No Beetle. Jeter...that guy's got an Edge.
You beat me to that one. Man, I HATE those ads.
http://www.sportsbastards.com
Manny's truly lost his soul out in L.A. if he doesn't want to play spies anymore. The arrival of a playmate for Ethier, I have to say, made me genuinely go "Awwww."
Kent vs. Scully and the return of the Mad Dog in one Dugout? Absolutely superb. I laughed, I cried. A+++ would read again.
This was basically the first thing I thought of when I heard Maddux was going back to the Dodgers.
Absolutely. Maddux! Ethier! Together again!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
Woooooooo!!
You guys ever consider taking requests or polls to possible future dugouts?
Being that he's associated with the KC Royals organization almost assures that there won't be more than one or two AP stories Pecota can be naturally worked into over the course of a season.
Can't you guys pull a "Friends" and just scatter him throughout any scene(chatroom) with no logical explanation given or even addressed outside of it being BlogSweeps week?
YES!!!!!
Reading this was the highlight of my day.
Now I can sleep peacefully tonight.
I've been waiting for this reunion. This dugout had everything I love in it!
Touching. Just touching......