Jeter Hater-Stalker and All-Around Racist Gets Three Years in Prison

If I ever have to go to prison, I don't want it to be for a hateful and/or creepy crime. If that makes any sense. Like tax evasion or something would be fine. But writing hateful letters to a group of celebrities belonging to a particular race? Well, that just seems like the type of thing that would make other people angry.

I suppose we'll find out after David Tuason starts serving the three years and 10 months in prison he received for sending hateful letters to prominent citizens.

David Tuason apologized for his behavior in federal court Tuesday, saying he never meant to hurt anybody. He said he sent the threatening letters because a black man "stole" the girlfriend he planned to marry.

Tuason had faced up to 10 years in prison. He pleaded guilty in May to six counts of mailing threatening communications and two counts of threatening interstate communications.

As LB said, "Dude, get a life." (And I also agree that Ana Ivanovic is an entirely different ballgame as well.) Some of the celebs that Tuason sent letters to include the aforementioned Derek Jeter and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

So to recap: this creepy guy got spurned and he immediately decided to anger as many public figures in as an aggressive a manner as he could possibly pull off. Because, after all, our country isn't sensitive to racism at all. So this should end up working out really well for him in the long run.