If there's one thing I've learned from watching political coverage this year, it's that if you don't like something, you should turn it off. Sure, it might make you a less informed citizen, but it also won't turn you into a raving lunatic who wants to tear his eyeballs out because DICK MORRIS OH MY GOD I HATE YOU. Like I said: turning things off is important.

So it goes with the Cubs. If Carlos Zambrano's apparent injury shenanigans keep up, and the Cubs keep losing, even more fans are going to be driven to the brink of insanity. Just like the gentleman pictured above.

See what you're doing, Carlos? Slam poetry and motorcross, man. Slam poetry and motorcross.

(HT: BLS)