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This Just In: The Marlins Do Not Attract Very Many Baseball Fans

It's true, it's true: The Florida Marlins, long the victims of bad baseball (except when they win the World Series) and even worse stadium accomodations, do not provide a draw to fans in beautiful Miami, Florida. But rarely are the fans so noticeably absent as they were last night. From the Orlando Sun-Sentinel:
That's what reliever Joe Nelson and two other Marlins' players, whose identities he loyally protected, did before the opening pitch of Florida's 5-3 win against the Atlanta Braves. Each picked a section of Dolphin Stadium and scanned for fans. Nelson guessed 418. The official count came up with 584 fans, five fewer than the media accounted for.

"You guys might have had a better view," Nelson said, referring to the smallest crowd at Dolphin Stadium since 375 came out last Sept. 13. "We had a few friendly jokes about how many people would be here. It was actually higher than I anticipated."
584 fans. Terrible. Sarah Palin had more family members in the XCel Center last night, though, granted, some of them were unpaid. (Politcal humor!)

Beyond the park and the baseball, though, I suppose I can see why baseball fans don't necessarily dedicate themselves to nine innings at the ol' ballfarm. The fact that Miami Beach is so very close nearby would be my first. In the north, baseball is a celebration of the fact that you can merely sit outdoors for more than three minutes. In Miami, the distinctions aren't quite the same.

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