When the Royals bring Hall of Famer George Brett to spring training, it's for the purpose of him helping teach all the young kids they have what it takes to be a successful baseball player. What they weren't counting on were the wonderful stories he would share with the players to help them adjust to the life of a baseball player.

Did you ever hear about the one time George went to Las Vegas? (Seriously, the following video is extremely NSFW considering the subject matter and language used.)


That could be the greatest three minutes in the history of YouTube right there. Though somebody really should tell George that crapping your pants isn't quite the epidemic he thinks it is, at least I don't think it is. I mean, I can hardly remember the last time it happened to me. It must have been at least three, maybe even four weeks ago. What a first date that was...

(Hat tip to SPORTSbyBROOKS)