The minute it happened I signed onto AIM and told fellow Dugoutist Jon Bois about what was going down. His comments sum it up as well as I could hope to: "Gary Sheffield is like Barry Bonds Jr., and if I can't see somebody beating up Barry Bonds at least I can see this."
Tonight's Dugout is after the jump. /pumps fist
The Dugout
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KissTheSheff: /glares |
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IlGrandeFausto: /glares back |
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KissTheSheff: /stands at first base for several minutes meticulously removing cadre of arm-armor /removes bat from armpit |
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IlGrandeFausto: what |
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KissTheSheff: You did that on purpose! |
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IlGrandeFausto: an it took me five minutes to find a spot on your old ass that wasn't covered in hard plastic, you like a damn dunkin' booth without the man |
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KissTheSheff: yeah well keep it up, I got a whole dugout full of Tigers waiting to pounce your ass at my command |
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IlGrandeFausto: o rly /throws ball to first |
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KissTheSheff: AAH I'M NOT WEARING MY RROTECTION /dives behind first base coach |
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KissTheSheff: Throw the ball to the catcher, that's your job! I ain't never seen a damn pitcher throw the ball to the first plate! /blood fills with rage |
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IlGrandeFausto: sorry mr. sheffield you want me to go get the nanny for ya |
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KissTheSheff: RRRAAAAAAAH TOTEM SPIRIT ROBIN VENTURA /charges mound from first |
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IlGrandeFausto: FAUSTO, PUNCH~! |
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IlGrandeFausto: /applies headlock /punches face repeatedly |
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KissTheSheff: gackkk |
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IlGrandeFausto: show me ya moves |
| **Online Host** Both benches have cleared and the once Progressive Field has been thrown into turmoil. |
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IlGrandeFausto: /pummels old man |
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KissTheSheff: I'M WINNING, I'M WINNING /bleeds from face |
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TheAngryInge: oh shi oh shi- |
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TheDefeatedVictor: /rushes mound ULTIMATE PUNCH! / |
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TheAngryInge: /flies into outfield |
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IlGrandeFausto: /is pulled away from battered journeyman's dome |
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KissTheSheff: YEAH HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT HUH |
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KissTheSheff: I BEAT YOU SO BAD I'M BLEEDIN YOUR BLOOD OUT MY NOSE |
| **Online Host** Meanwhile, on the other side of the pile... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /wanders in from bullpen /puts hands into pockets of satin jacket, whistles "Farmer in the Dell" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sup omar |
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DolsiDoe: bench clearing brawl, Farnsy, right here in front of you. Sheffield charged from first. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: huh, well hey at least somebody finally got him to run /surveys pile-up hows ya boy brandon |
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DolsiDoe: murdered by Victor Martinez. And I don't know how many times I have to tell you, he's not my gay thuggish lover, and my name is "Freddy," not Omar |
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DolsiDoe: God, I've never seen a fight like this. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: heh, all in the game yo all in the game |
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DolsiDoe: isn't this what we brought you to Detroit for? Isn't this right up your alley? Shouldn't you be whompin white folk and puerto ricans alike? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /spits, hits charred remains of Brandon Inge hardly seems worth it anymore |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /kicks up dirt, begins walking back to bullpen last thing im gonna do is help the ball club that pays me |
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DolsiDoe: Huh. You're a complicated man, Farnsy. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /waves without looking an no one understans me but my woman. an she stopt posten a long time ago |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /puts in earphones i hate this dam instant messenger client |
| **Online Host** Meanwhile, in the Tribe Dugout... |
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PostcardsFromTheWedge: great job, kid /pats Carmona on back you really knocked the dook out of his teeth |
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IlGrandeFausto: hahaha, thanks coach :) |
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BigLeagueChoo: choo choo! my belly so full of fire i have choice but to go out there an win the game! /charges onto field |
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Pronky_Kong: I'm still prob'ly gonna strike out, but I'm gonna do it REALLY HARD! WOO HOO! /charges onto field |
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Barf: you rule, Fausto! /high fives |
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IlGrandeFausto: d'aww |
| **Online Host** Meanwhile, in the Tigers Dugout... |
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KissTheSheff: /wipes blood from shirt Aw hell naw you guys see what he did to me out there, we aren't gonna take that are we, ARE WE!!! /looks around
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KissTheSheff: man i hate the sh** outta all a y'all |
Comments (Page 1 of 1)
oh man, hot rod and a captain falcon reference. sheesh.
KissTheSheff: RRRAAAAAAAH
TOTEM SPIRIT ROBIN VENTURA
*dies laughing*
http://www.sportsbastards.com
Oh man, I lost it at Fausto Punch. That was a fantastic Dugout.
Sheffield was totally the field mouse to Fausto's Little Bunny Foo-Foo; that's right I said it.
+1
Farnsy wasn't involved in the fight? He's in Ohio! The home state of his most famous conquest! How the hell can he get AWAY with that?!
Great dugout.
Wow that was great. Anytime someone combines the Wire with Captain Falcon I am obligated to support them.
"and the once Progressive Field has been thrown into turmoil."
Men acting like childeren...so the world can see.