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ADamonApproaches: /hits home run |
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RiverCodyRansom: /hits two home runs |
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AbreuInHalf: /hustles down the line
/steals base
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3TimesANady: /gets three hits, scores four runs |
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e5_rod: /adds 0.5% effort to trot |
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GirardiAndCola: /storms out of dugout
Hey! What the hell is going on? HEY!
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FranconaBun: *mouth full of sandwich* hwhat? |
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GirardiAndCola: What the hell is going on? We're out here kicking ass and you've got... you've got the bat boy playing first? |
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FranconaBun: sorry Joe, my boys got better things to do right now |
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GirardiAndCola: Oh really. Like what? |
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Meanwhile, in the Red Sox dugout... |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: lol you cant still be serious... "kevin youkilis for mvp" was just midseason hype cause we were doin alright without papi |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: Give me one good reason why you should be MVP and I shouldn't. |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: because i am the biggest little man and you look like the koopa king off of mario 1 |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: What're you, 1'7"? Why don't they consider the bat boy for MVP?
(how is he doing by the way)
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: /leans out of dugout
nady just got another base knock, went right between his legs
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sacrament_of_youkilis: Oh no, Bill Buckner! |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: oh no curse of the bambino!!! |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: lol |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: lol |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: Seriously though, let me know if he boots another one so I can poop in a towel and make him deal with it. |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: pffffff alright man enough fun, lets get down to biz on this scouting report... /skims through e-mail |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: "what do we need to know about tampa to beat them in the playoffs" |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: "that they are the Tampa Devil Rays" |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: hahah being a red sox rules |
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Back on the field |
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GirardiAndCola: Look, I don't care if your guys are mailing it in, and I don't care that we aren't going to make the playoffs- |
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FranconaBun: awesome |
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GirardiAndCola: /glares |
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GirardiAndCola: -but we've got a legacy of professionalism to uphold, so we're going to play hard for the rest of this game and every game after. |
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FranconaBun: which is like no games |
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GirardiAndCola: just make sure that bullpen of yours is focused, because we're going to bring it /licks hand, smacks ass, returns to dugout |
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FranconaBun: whatever /strolls into the Red Sox Dugout chatroom
/picks up dugout phone
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Welcome to the Red Sox Bullpen Chatroom!
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The dugout phone is ringing.
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LittleJustin: /frantically hits buttons
Awwww!!!
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KingOfPap: loooooooool /mercilessly frags Justin Masterson |
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LettersFromOkajima: /looks away |
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KingOfPap: how u like liven @ fraggol rock jussin say halo 2 the doozers 4 me |
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LittleJustin: Whagwan breda! I be hitten nuff button an ting, seen? Da Babylon be tryna hold I and I down! |
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KingOfPap: u hol the catroller all weird i dunno how u even play |
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LittleJustin: Ya lil bambaclat! Badman, tell da blackheart man I cheated by da game, seen? |
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BadmanAndRobin: Smaddy tell mi sey yuh did achat bout ketchy-chuby... Ef yuh chobble mi, me a guh baxyuh.
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KingOfPap: what |
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LettersFromOkajima: /points to phone
"phone." yes?
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KingOfPap: ya thats the phone
o its ringin coach daddy prolly wants a reliver
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KingOfPap: /looks out onto field, looks at game screen
/thinks about winning totally inconsequential game
/thinks about destroying Justin Masterson with shotty
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KingOfPap: sokay we can leave devern hansack out there 4 a few more innin his name means "touch you're balls" n e way |
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LittleJustin: Ya BLOODCLOT! |
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Back in the Red Sox Dugout... |
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FranconaBun: Hm. Nobody's picking up.
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FranconaBun: HEY JOE, MY BOYS ARE SO FOCUSED THEY WON'T EVEN PICK UP THE PHONE TO TALK |
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GirardiAndCola: WE ARE WINNING 17-5 |
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FranconaBun: YEAH
WELL
WHO YOU GOT FOR MVP THIS SEASON
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GirardiAndCola: JASON GIAMBI |
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FranconaBun: hahahaha |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-29-2008 @ 1:58AM
JohnnyComeLately said...
LettersFromOkajima: /points to phone
"phone." yes?
I just about died right there. Absolutely great.
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9-29-2008 @ 3:55PM
soxfan said...
'who you got for mvp' 'jason giambi' 'hahahaha'
best ever. lol.
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9-30-2008 @ 9:05AM
Barclay said...
This was so full of win. Where the hell did Masterson being a rasta come from? I liked the Badman from GTA4 appearance.
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9-30-2008 @ 11:11AM
Twinkie said...
Masterson was born in Kingston, Jamaica.
Also, this Dugout is full of awesome.