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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: ALL RIGHT MINIONS THE CUBBIES HAVE BEEN LOSIN FOR 100 YEARS AN I BEEN LOSIN FOR DAMN NEAR TWICE AS LONG |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: SO I WANT THIS STADIUM, TEAM, CITY, OUTHOUSE AND INHOUSE CURSE FREE |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: HAVE WE BROUGHT IN THE PRIEST TO BLESS OUR CHATROOM WITH HOLY WATER |
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grand_marquis: Yes sir, all taken care of. |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: HOW THE HELL DID THAT GO |
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grand_marquis: Shorted out his computer; now he's got to pray for a new one. |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: HAVE WE BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED ALL GOATS IN THE CHICAGO METROPOLITAN AREA |
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TheriotGhostbusters: Sure did, coach. Didn't take me that long, either, turns out there aren't a hell of a lot of goats in downtown Chicago. |
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TheriotGhostbusters: Put their blood on my front door, just like you asked. |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: IS IT HELPIN YOU BE LESS CURSED |
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TheriotGhostbusters: I don't know, but now at least I won't have my first born son killed by The Lord. |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WHAT'S THE STORY ON STEVEN Q. BARTMAN |
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ReadOnlyMemory: his hands have been "surgically removed" to produce maximum nubbage |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: SO IF HE TRIES TO INTERFERE... |
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ReadOnlyMemory: ...it'll be like hitting the ball with a pool cue. We should still be able to catch it. |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: TOO RISKY -- HAVE HIM DRAWN AND QUARTERED |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WE HAVEN'T LET ANY BLACK CATS INTO THE DUGOUT HAVE WE |
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DempsterSlut: What, are we segregating the team again? |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: NO YOU SHAKY TW*T I'M TALKING ABOUT CATS IN THE LITERAL IMPERSONAL SENSE |
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DempsterSlut: no, no cats will come within 50 miles of us as long as Fukudome is in the pen |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: GOOD JOB DEMPSTER THAT'S THE KIND OF CARELESS RACISM THAT CAN ONLY PAY OFF FOR US |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: HAVE WE ROUNDED UP AND DISPATCHED THE DESCENDANTS OF BABE RUTH AS A POWER PLAY AGAINST HIS GHOST |
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gullivers_trammells: didn't think it was important: Babe Ruth was not wronged by us, did not play for us, and has no possible reason to curse us |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: YEAH BUT HE POINTED WHERE HE WAS GOING TO HIT A HOME RUN AND THEN HIT A HOME RUN THERE THAT ONE TIME |
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gullivers_trammells: we're still not 100% about him doing that |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WE'RE DISPUTING HIS LEGACY, ALL THE MORE REASON TO CURSE US
GO, KILL HIS FAMILY LIKE I COMMANDED
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gullivers_trammells: I'm just the bench coach, Lou, and I mean MORALLY I don't think I could ever- |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: DOOOO ITTTTT |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: ALL RIGHT, IS THAT EVERYTHING
DID WE COVER EVERYTHING
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MannyBoutTown: I think so. Oh, but you forgot one. |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WE DID
WHICH ONE
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MannyBoutTown: The "curse of the other team kicking the sh** out of you at baseball." |
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MannyBoutTown: /hits 75 home runs |
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**Online Host**
The Dodgers have swept the Cubs and knocked them out of the 2008 Playoffs. |
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MannyBoutTown: manny being... |
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MannyBoutTown: pshhh, y'all aren't even worth it. /flips dreadlocks |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: YAARRRRGGGHHH |
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HowryDoin: Oh no, it's a new and exciting curse! The Curse of the Ram-bino! |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: Combine that with the "Curse of Our Fans Giving Up After Game 1" and we couldn't hope to win! |
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Soriano_4_2004: but don't worry everyone, there's always next year, right Coach? |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: OH GOD THE CURSE OF NEXT YEAR |
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: ARGH I THINK MY HEART JUST EXPLODED |
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grand_marquis: Ours too, coach. |
A quick word about the lack of Dugouts lately ... as it turns out, we write about baseball so much that we love baseball, and when the playoffs start we're rarin' to go with Dugout after Dugout of wacky dialects and references to Watchmen. Then, two weeks pass we haven't done anything because we've been sitting around watching the playoffs. 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-06-2008 @ 11:26PM
Randall said...
Fans: Ours too, Cubs. Ours too.
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10-07-2008 @ 12:28AM
Neal said...
LA Manny is so heartbreaking. Even more than the Cubs.
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10-07-2008 @ 2:12AM
Jade said...
I was really hoping that this would be the Cubbies' time; alas, it's just not meant to be. The only comfort I can take from this is that now Cubs fans will hate Manny as much as we Yankees fans have done all these years.
http://www.sportsbastards.com
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10-07-2008 @ 7:22AM
VelvetBagel said...
Awesome that the Jewish guy is responsible for getting the priest, but not the Passover reference.
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10-07-2008 @ 7:29AM
Donut King said...
MannyBoutTown: The "curse of the other team kicking the sh** out of you at baseball."
+50,000
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10-07-2008 @ 8:27AM
Chris Steffen drinks nasty beer said...
!!!
Another good opportunity missed for spies.
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10-07-2008 @ 11:51PM
JohnnyComeLately said...
/hits 75 home runs
And boom goes the dynamite.
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10-08-2008 @ 12:37AM
andrew.jonathan said...
Ahhhhh, my favorite time of year....not only is it playoff baseball, but it's the Cubs sucking at playoff baseball. Here's to a Phillies/Rays final, just to give the ratings counters @ Selig's place hemorrhoids.
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10-09-2008 @ 2:19PM
Blu said...
Can we please please PLEASE! Just put a goat int he dugout or something! If this truly isn't a curse then I don't know what is! It can't just be our players!
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