At FanHouse, one man's trash is another man's treasure. But only the few raise to the level of Notable Moments in FanHouse Commenting.Are you an angry man? Are you envious? Do you get envious? Are you a Chicago Cub? A Chicago Cubs fan? A resident of Chicago? A fan of Lake Michigan's beautiful shores and scenic vistas and countless recreational opportunities?
Are you the center of the universe? Are you Chicago? (Is it possible that the two things are the same?) Are you ... president George W. Bush? If you answered yes to any of the above, "Larry," today's Notable FanHouse Commenter, believes you suck:
It doesn't matter who the Cubs have of their roster, they will never win the World Series. They lose because they suck and so do their fans. In fact, the city of Chicago sucks also and so does that polluted lake they have. If you wanted to go to the center of the suckiness in universe, that would be in Chicago. I'm surprised that George Bush isn't from Chicago, cause he sucks as well.I have heard many things in my life "suck." I am 23, prime age for the doctrine of "suck," where everything either "sucks" or "is lame" or, most egregiously, "gay." Never, ever have I heard someone apply these adjectives to Lake Michigan. How dare you, Larry. Apologize, at once.
Or don't; Lake Michigan has been here for millions of years. What have you ever done?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-07-2008 @ 3:46PM
Chris Troutman said...
sick burn!
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10-07-2008 @ 4:45PM
Shane B. said...
Man, that sucks.
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10-08-2008 @ 12:08AM
Jeff DeVuono said...
The two consistents of Cub playoff baseball is they lose and Cub fans are the quietest fans in all of baseball. It's embarrassing. I grew up in Chicago and now live in L.A. and Dodger fans were asking me why Wrigley was so quiet. Here's why...because true, loud fans can't get tickets. People who just want to say they were there and can afford to out bid everyone else are the ones sitting in the seats and on their hands. Pathetic. Even the Angels management understands So.Cal fans are easily bored and horribly quiet. So they gave everybody "thunder sticks." Yeah, the Angels lost two at home too, but at least it didn't sound like a damn funeral in the first inning until the last. Cub "fans" are the worst playoff fans in baseball.
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