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Maddon08: So it's official, then. |
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FranconaBun: Yes, we're in agreement. Tonight's game will be played under MLB: The Bigs rules. |
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FranconaBun: That means nothing but home runs, and in the fourth inning we're going to set Dustin's glove on fire and see how many plays he can make before it burns his hand off. |
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Maddon08: Most of the guys on my team are too young to remembe when that game came out so I just told them to "play like Phildelphia." |
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Maddon08: Now, I know how you beaners work, so don't jerk me around here |
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FranconaBun: I'm not going to jerk you around, even Jed Lowrie is going to be swinging for the fences. |
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FranconaBun: (can you do something about your fences) |
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Maddon08: oh absolutely, we're putting a doggie gate behind the mound and if Jed can get it over that we'll call it a homer |
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FranconaBun: All the way behind the mound, huh? /rubs chin |
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Maddon08: we've been using it for ten years, we call it the "Kevin Stocker Hot Zone." |
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FranconaBun: Who's that you've got on the mound tonight, Kazmir? Have him throw that eephus pitch over and over, we'll pretend it's slow pitch softball. |
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Maddon08: Scott doesn't throw the eephus, you're thinking of Casey Fossum. We don't have him anymore, he pitches for the Tigers now. |
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FranconaBun: oh, sorry |
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Maddon08: Nah, don't be, it's impossible to tell them apart. Even Scott thinks he's Casey like 30% of the time. |
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FranconaBun: has someone corralled the mascots yet |
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WallyThe37FootWall: right here, skip /gives enthusiastic high-fives |
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Maddon08: Where's Raymond? /looks around |
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WallyThe37FootWall: who the hell is raymond |
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FranconaBun: The Rays mascot. |
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WallyThe37FootWall: Oooh, Raaaymond, that big blue Wilford Brimley lookin' motherf***er, yeah I drowned him in the touch tank |
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Maddon08: YOU WHAT?? |
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WallyThe37FootWall: it was for his own good, lady, we go back to Boston after tonight and blue guys don't last long in The Red State. |
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FranconaBun: Massachusettes is a blue state. |
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Maddon08: And I think Ohio is the Red state. |
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WallyThe37FootWall: Forgive me for not knowing everything there is to know about politics gentlemen when I went into hiding we were all supporting the damn Farmer Labor Party |
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Maddon08: Terry, will you please ask David Ortiz to leave us alone so we can finish up |
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WallyThe37FootWall: david or |
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WallyThe37FootWall: huh, I'll take that as a compliment |
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MovinThroughKazmir: Mr. Maddon, I hate to ask you again but you need to let me out of here! Coach Leyland is going to be awful sore if I'm not in Michigan by- |
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Maddon08: Casey! You're actually Scott. |
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MovinThroughKazmir: Oh. /checks wallet
Am I the one that throws that sh*tty lob pitch?
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Maddon08: You're the other one. |
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MovinThroughKazmir: Heh, whew! |
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OrtizItThisOne has entered the chatroom. |
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OrtizItThisOne: Coach, sorry to interrupt... the game's underway, we should probably... |
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FranconaBun: All right, thanks David. |
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Maddon08: Terry, will you please ask Florida Evans from Good Times to leave us alone so we can finish up |
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FranconaBun: No, he's right, check it out. /points to mound |
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Meanwhile, on the mound... |
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NiteHowell: /pitches |
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EllsburyDoughboy: /squares to bunt |
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EllsburyDoughboy has bunted off his own helmet. |
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OrtizItThisOne: Damn, damn, damn. |
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Maddon08: Ugh, this is gonna be a long game. |
What a game. My good friend/Dugout associate Mike was in attendance and had the time of his life, a life which included Massachusetts native and former WWE champion John Cena there in Rays gear. LeBron James was also in attendance, wearing a Yankees hat, a Patriots jersey, and San Antonio Spurs shorts. And a hockey thing. 
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-13-2008 @ 2:45AM
skeenek said...
FLORIDA EVANS! HAHAHA! Man that one got me. I loved the Fossum/Kazmir switch, too.
Excellent Dugout, B.
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10-13-2008 @ 11:36AM
85 said...
A Kevin Stocker reference! Beautiful.
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10-13-2008 @ 12:33PM
chokexonxfailure said...
The "Damn, damn, damn" reference from the last episode of "Good Times" was not lost on me. Well played.
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10-13-2008 @ 12:41PM
bcgreen2 said...
Maddon2009 should have a better vocabulary.
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10-13-2008 @ 5:06PM
David ortizs biggest fan said...
I love david ortiz more than anything and the red sox Surriously I think about them all the time!!!!!
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10-13-2008 @ 5:06PM
Donut King said...
I try to stay awake for the entirety of every playoff game. This game broke that rule. Goddamned American League and their intrinsically slow games!
Anyway, hilarious Dugout.
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