The Dugout: No, Honestly, Why CAN'T Us?

The Phillies and the Rays are headed to the World Series. It couldn't be more exciting if it was the Yankees vs. the Red Sox! After boring divisional series and a snorefest of an ALCS, the Rays are brandishing their Rayhawks and cowbells and are ready to ring-loudly and have hair at the visiting Philadelphia fans. What do the Phillies have?

The catchphrase of a lifetime.

So you do not think of me as a full retard, please read this before continuing (if you can make any sense of it, we need to focus our blog around the King's English). Tonight's Dugout, the last pre-Show Dugout of the season, is after the jump.

The Dugout

	DastardlyAndUtley: Tomorrow night is Game 1 of the World Series. I've gone over it in my head a thousand times.
	DastardlyAndUtley: It seems impossible. It seems like a dream from which we've yet to wake up.
	DastardlyAndUtley: We've lost more games than any franchise in baseball history, but after deep meditation I've come to a question that disproves the naysayers and any bit of statistical baseball knowledge I can find.
	DastardlyAndUtley: "Why can't us?"
	MindYourBisenius: It is good question. Why can't us? Of my Mom did asking me that.
	InTheMidnightHoward: Hitting with home runs, the Phillies can't help did win!
	DastardlyAndUtley: Exactly! See? That was the most literal way I could express it.
	TheKyleKendrick: However, question. The Rays where are a good team. Why can't them?
	InTheMidnightHoward: oh no, have did not think of that
	NeedleNoseMyers: yeah Chase, why can't them?
	DastardlyAndUtley: Them are young or inexperienced. Us, onto the other hand, us is tested and hungry.
	MoyerBodyGirl: now when you've say "us," does you mean "me" as well?
	DastardlyAndUtley: No, you am are not included in the classification of "us," you are having been old or terrible
	MoyerBodyGirl: I figuring.
	InTheMidnightHoward: the Rays are employed a character naming "Evan Longoria" ... but the television also featuring a character what named "Eva Longoria" ... having been the same person???
	DastardlyAndUtley: No, in fact, them are different.
	InTheMidnightHoward: but the names with one letter spelled different
	DastardlyAndUtley: Us seeing what you've saying, is it pretty funny, we should talk about it more often
	MoyerBodyGirl: someone should asked him about it
	DastardlyAndUtley: Anyone us having questions about the World Series?
	MindYourBisenius: I am'd /raises hand
	DastardlyAndUtley: are you even on our roster
	MindYourBisenius: How should've we pitch to the Rays? B.J. Upton driving in many runs batted ins, and scored in runs.
	DastardlyAndUtley: Well question! Do what we have did of since day one: throw fast balls downward toward the middle
	DastardlyAndUtley: Our batsmans will swing as hard as they can, and the games will result from home runs amongst the fence
	DastardlyAndUtley: if we got in trouble, Charlie will brung in Jamie to throwed sh***y lob pitches
	MoyerBodyGirl: Kiss from my ass! My lob pitches go almost miles per hour!
	DastardlyAndUtley: how old is you
	MoyerBodyGirl: not knowing, what number came after "forever old"
	Online Host manuel_labor has entered the chatroom.
	manuel_labor: Is everybody ready to kick some ass and take some names in the World Series?
	InTheMidnightHoward: YEAH!
	manuel_labor: Is everybody in the shape of their lives, ready to give it their all, leave everything on the field, 110%?
	NeedleNoseMyers: YYEAAAH!
	manuel_labor: has anybody here learned to read yet
	DastardlyAndUtley: us working on it

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

10-22-2008 @ 12:50AM

raefzilla said...

Emmitt Smith is becoming died hard Phillies fan, I thinks.

10-22-2008 @ 7:32AM

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