The Dugout: Just A Box Of Rain II

Poor guy looks like he's running on a big piece of beef jerky. It must have been like stealing second on a Crocodile Mile. But hey, one more day of baseball means one more day of World Series Dugouts.

The sequel to the popular FanHouse Era classic is after the jump.

The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the Citizens Bank Park Bottom of the 5th Temporary Rain Delay Chatroom!
	Maddon08: /stands at edge of dugout, reaches out to catch drops of rain on palm
	MovinThroughKazmir: /sits alone on bench /lowers head
	Maddon08: "Once I spoke the language of the flowers, once I understood each word the caterpillar said,."
	Maddon08: How many was that, all in all?
	MovinThroughKazmir: Six. Six walks.
	Maddon08: Rains falling hard, now. Think they'll stop it?
	MovinThroughKazmir: They can't. If they do, we lose. 2-to-f*in'-1. You can't lose the World Series by stoppage. That's the ultimate f* you.
	Maddon08: Liván Hernández had six walks in '97. The Marlins won it that year in 7. Last minute. Liván got the MVP, too.
	Maddon08: And he shall be a good man. /pats shoulder You'll be all right.
	MovinThroughKazmir: God, please figure out a way for us to score more runs before the water rises and swallows us.
	Maddon08: I'm doing my best. /reaches out hands to catch the rain
	Maddon08: "Once I spoke the language of the flowers...".
	MovinThroughKazmir: How did it go?
	Maddon08: /stares at the groundscrew muddling by
	Online Host Meanwhile, across the field in the Home Team Dugout Chatroom...
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /walks to edge of dugout, sticks foot out into rain
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: "allllll i can say is that my life is pretty plane i like watchen the infield gather raaain"
	ColeHamLuke: could you please stop singing, dude, I'm trying to keep my arm warm here.
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /takes out earphone how about i warm your cole heart with a rendition of mia's "paper airplanes," she is a 11 year old british with a mental disorder
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /puts in earphone, sings "all i wanna do is gun gun gun gun and a cash register an take ya monayyy"
	ColeHamLuke: argh, shut the hell up before I choke you to death with the tarp who are you, anyway, are you even on our team
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh sorry i dident innerdeuce myself, my name is pablo vasquez "chip" dominguez, i was just brought up from the double-a reading phillies for reading at a 10th grade level
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: charlie "the manual" manuel is gonna bring me in instead a you for the nex inning aint that right skip
	manuel_labor: huh
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yep, that's how it work here in phillie, an nobody knows how to work like a man named "manuel"
	RollinsBand: Damn, why is everybody sitting around singing about rain? WE GOTTA GO OUT THERE AND WIN THE DAMN WORLD SERIES
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey ji
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: jim, you know what'd be funny as hale, if you made your base ball cap look like kyle's hat from south park, an then wore that in front of millions of peoples
	RollinsBand: Hey, that DOES sound like a great idea!
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh an the fox execu-suits tole me to make you dip you're hands in th' slippriest of oils before you went back out
	RollinsBand: that is also a great idea!
	ColeHamLuke: heeeeey, if your name is Dominguez, what's with your screen name? How am I even supposed to read that, it's got numbers where the letters should be...
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you are NOT spost to read it, because your not elite
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: but no you got me i am not actually pablo "chip" dominguez, mile mannert lanscraper by day hot shot baseball prongeny by night
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /pulls off disguise it is i, "the con man" kyle farnsworth at your service
	ColeHamLuke: who
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: kyle farnsworth, relief pitcher extra-ordernaire
	manuel_labor: who
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i pitch for the tigers
	RollinsBand: who
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do i look like horten the dam malformed elephent to you the next one a yous what says "who" is getten their arm crushed by this enormous barrel o' the slippriest oils in the style of donk kong
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey hamels what noise does a owl make
	ColeHamLuke: Uh, hoot?
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: close enough
	Online Host Meanwhile, back in the Visiting Team Dugout Chatroom...
	Maddon08: Huh. Well I'll be.
	MovinThroughKazmir: What? /looks up What's going on?
	Maddon08: Looks like that Mexican kid the Phillies brought up from double-A is attacking Cole Hamels with a barrel.
	Maddon08: And the slippery oils from the barrel are spilling onto the field. Huh! Jimmy Rollins is rolling around in them!
	MovinThroughKazmir: How slippery would you say those oils are?
	Maddon08: From here they appear to be some of the slipperiest.
	MovinThroughKazmir: Holy sh** are you serious?? Then this means that... that we might...
	Maddon08: Balfour, get in there! We've got to make this count.
	MovinThroughKazmir: And if we score, and THEN they call the game... then Octobay goes on-
	Maddon08: For one more day. /smiles
	MovinThroughKazmir: I wish we had 162 left.
	Maddon08: Me too, Scotty.
	Online Host pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has stormed across the field and entered the chatroom.
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: excuse me lizzie maguires mom can i join your base ball franchise
	Maddon08: Our roster is set, so I mean I-
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you say no i am perpared to whomp each an ev'ry person here until we go to game 5.5 an beyond
	MovinThroughKazmir: Do what he says, he's got a barrel!