Hey, what do you know, it turns out it isn't just bloggers, the media, and the fans who can't stand commissioner Bud Selig. Apparently the players do too. Just like the rest of us watching the game at home last night, the players on the Phillies and Rays had no idea what was going to happen either, and they all watched Selig's impromptu press conference as well.Also, just like you were cursing Selig during the press conference, so were a couple members of the Phillies.
"That (expletive deleted) guy," one pitcher said as he saw commissioner Bud Selig before walking out the back door of the clubhouse. "I wouldn't let him supervise one of my (bowel movements). He has no clue. Not one (expletive deleted) clue."Can you imagine Bud supervising one of your bowel movements?
"(Expletive deleted)," one position player said in the direction of one television pausing only for a moment before leaving. "He's a moron. How stupid can one person be?"
"No, no, no, that's all wrong! You're stressing too much, you just need to relax. Hey, you know, I just got an idea. That toilet of yours isn't very big. If you really want to maximize the amount of feces you can fit in there in one sitting, you're going to need to build a new toilet. The added fecal capacity will help you compete with larger market toilets. Let's just suspend this bowel movement until I deem your bathroom ready to handle it. I'm not letting a wonderful crap end like this."
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10-28-2008 @ 5:52PM
james brown said...
ok i understand the reason i do but why was not the game called off early when it was getting bad to worse now was the umps and the commish waiting and hopeing the rays would score and say yes now its time we dont wanan get caught up in the rays are behind and now we have to call or suspend the game i smell fish here and someone grossing the fingers in hopes 3 inning to settle the world series 3 stinkin ining but still as the comish have said i would just hand the philles the title we wait till dumbs day but what happens if major p[layers get sick what happens if major player gets hurt do we come to u and say hey can we put it off for a couple days i really need this guy in the line up my gut says if it was the rays the commish would come up some stupid excuse now the philles he say we play boys is there not a rule thats say plainly that any gane that goes into the 6th inning is called a complete game the team ahead wins or does it say the commish has the final say if thats true why has he not got invloved in games in past that were rained out and the winner won after 6 inning the world series i get it but the rules are the rules and we all have to play by the rules or the rules are not fair and balanced for every one
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10-29-2008 @ 11:33AM
DeeDee said...
Bud Selig has NO business being the commissioner of baseball! He's an owner of a team. Isn't that conflict of interest? When he took over he was supposed to be the "interim" commissioner. What was that, like fifteen years ago?
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