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phillie_phanatic: /opens letter from Jim Thome |
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phillie_phanatic: /reads letter while making exagerated head scratching motions |
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phillie_phanatic: /crunches up letter
/puts letter in mouth
/thrusts hips
/does pratfall off of parade float
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Meanwhile, in Boston... |
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tekWar: ...and our stunning, illogical loss to the Phillies in the World Series is going to be my final game in a Sox uniform. |
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EllsburyDoughboy: yeah!! they wouldn't even let us PLAY those games!! the hell was that about? |
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tekWar: I want to say that what an honor it has been to be the Captain of the White Team this year. |
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tekWar: Before I go, I want to step down and officially name Dustin Pedroia as the new captain of the Boston Red Sox!
which one of you is dustin
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LowrieSeasoningSalt: me, I think! /approaches lecturn |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: You aren't Pedroia, Pedroia's that guy over there with the bat. |
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EllsburyDoughboy: I can't be Pedroia, I still have a full head of hair. |
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ChildrenOfALesterGod: is it me? |
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LittleJustin: 'EAR ME NOW! Dat rude boi Pedroia is bloodclot, seen? |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: Just give it to me, Tek, at least you can tell which one I am. |
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tekWar: No, no, I'm just going to put the C right here on the lecturn and let you figure it out amongst yourselves. I've got to get to a meeting, Boras is trying to sell me to the Tigers. |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: Whoa, wait, you're going to Detroit? |
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EllsburyDoughboy: why do you want to play in Detroit? |
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tekWar: argh I'm going snow blind
nobody wants to play for Detroit, I've just gotta go where the job is
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: doesn't Kyle Farnsworth play for Detroit? |
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tekWar: uhhhh, not if everything goes according to plan... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: 'sup twinsies |
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Meanwhile, in Milwaukee... |
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GoldBonds: /walks out of clubhouse, cracks knuckles
weeeeelllp, sure is a shame the brewers dont wanna offer me extra of the money looks like i gotta be a free agent
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BalsamAndSedar: tough break, Bill! All our money's going t'keeping C.C., we don't even have enough to pay Prince! |
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GoldBonds: bill
who are you addressing as "bill"
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GoldBonds: pish what do you even know about baseball fool who are you your face looks like a damn footprint
look like somebody let the air out a scott norton
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GoldBonds: if the brewers do not have enough money to pay barry bonds what he is worth, what it takes to put food on barry bonds table, barry bonds will take his services elsewhere |
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BalsamAndSedar: Barry Bonds? You don't even play for us. Don't you still play for the Giants? |
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GoldBonds: i dont know, maybe |
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GoldBonds: no |
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GoldBonds: excuse me how far is it from here to new britain i heard they have a team who will take anybody |
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BalsamAndSedar: you go East for about 20 hours |
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GoldBonds: could you print out some mapquest for me |
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BalsamAndSedar: Sure, if you give me some money. Paper ain't free, you know. |
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GoldBonds: could i hit a home run for you instead |
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BalsamAndSedar: no |
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GoldBonds: f*** you then taint-face |
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**Online Host**
Meanwhile, in New York... |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: GRAHH GRAHHHH /angrily gnaws bars of cage |
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HanksForNothing: Hold him! Hold him down! |
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BetweenHeavenAndHal: I'm TRYIN'! It's like bearhuggin' a fat horse! [Expletive]! |
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HanksForNothing: Okay.... /tosses raw T-bone through doorway
NOW! NOW! NOW!
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BetweenHeavenAndHal: SHIIIIII- /lets go |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: NYARRRRRRRR /chases after meat in a slobbery deluge of mess |
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Ponson1LegAtATime has left the chatroom. |
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HanksForNothing: /hurridly closes door
Whew, we did it!
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BetweenHeavenAndHal: What is this, bile? Aww.. /shakes off hands |
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HanksForNothing: His body naturally secretes a bacon grease-like oil when he's nervous, don't worry, it'll come off if you scru-
Sorry, can I help you sir?
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MannyBoutTown: yeah, is this new york |
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HanksForNothing: Why yes, yes it is! |
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MannyBoutTown: /flips dreadlocks
Let's do this thing.
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What's great is that that guy on the right can reuse his sign if it doesn't snow in Philadelphia until January. Why did he draw snowflakes in the corners? Did he need to fill the negative space that badly? Maybe this is his 756th sign and there was a problem.
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I dunno how to feel about Manny going to New York. Part of me would be happy if the Yanks overpaid him and he threw another fit like he did in Boston and stopped trying. But I hate Manny so bad that I'd be upset he got another 80 million despite F'ing over the Sox so badly.
At least he makes for intriguing and entertaining Dugouts.
Oh, that's why...