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Manny Being Choosey: KIDNAPPED BY MARK CUBAN!!!


You continue on to Cuban's fortress. Where else are you going to go? You're in the Antarctic. Your convoy rolls onwards to Cuban's palatial ice fortress. You're escorted inside by what look suspiciously like storm troopers.

"Welcome to Cubeopolis! I have brought you here to protest Major League Baseball's embargo on my purchase of the Chicago Cubs. I will hold you hostage for ... one billion dollars!!!"

You're puzzled by this, because Cuban is worth at least twice that.

"Do you expect me to go along with this plan?"

"No, Mr. Ramirez, I expect you to die!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!"

He pauses for breath.

"Actually, I need you alive. Stay here while I call Bud Selig and Sam Zell and this will be over in no time." Do you ...

Wait for Cuban


... or ...

Attempt to escape

(Not sure how you got here? Start
Choose Your Own Adventure: Manny Being Choosey in Free Agency from the beginning.)

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