With a nod to the classic "Choose Your Own Adventure" series, MLB FanHouse dares to delve into the mysterious and potentially frightening mind of Manny Ramirez as he and agent Scott Boras look for a new contract. Of course, with those two, nothing is ever as easy as it seems, so choose wisely. Ramirez's fate, and potentially the world's, is in your hands.
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BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
"What? No! No! I don wan play spies!" you mutter to yourself. It's 2 PM. Why is your alarm clock going off already?
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
Oh. Right. It's your phone. Boras made you change your voicemail alert from "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood three weeks ago. You dial in to your voicemail.
"Manny. It's Scott. It's time to choose. The Dodgers have actually offered you a trillion dollars, and the Yankees are planning on bidding up. You must choose a new team before these morons realize that they don't have this much money."
Sigh.
You aren't sure about this. You've had a great career, but people just don't understand you. Sometimes it's just too much. Maybe you shouldn't hit free agency at all. Maybe it's time to walk the earth. You know -- walk the earth, meet people, get into adventures. Just like Caine in Kung Fu.
What are you going to do?
I want to keep playing baseball. It's time for free agency.
... or ...
I've had enough. It's time for me to move on.
Comments (Page 1 of 23)
you are already making how many millions? or do you know?, stop your damn whining and play ball, or take your toys and the the *&#@ home, you are a dumass
hey you dont need to swear on the internet there's kids reading these things and your being a bad influence so if your that obssessed with baseball...you should be on espn.
i like to see manny in chicago, get rid of fukudome
Send him to the BRAVES and Bobby Cox will straiten him out....
your right on
Actually, you are the dumbass for not knowing how to spell. Now go get your shoes on because it's time for you to get ready for school sucka!
Dumbass has a B in it
Hey manny it time to move into the yankee field..There nothing that would piss off the Red sox than that.You go man.
STAY WITH THE DODGERS!!! He's like the best thing that has happened to the dodgers no bs!!plus he's super sexy hahha
mexico
Japan
Bingo! Japan is the place for him and his dreds. The further away the better. He doesn't appreciaiate anything here. Let him learn some humility.
come play for the Yankeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss and just DH and sit like a good little boy in the bench and no whiningggggggg
Manny and his agent should be banned from baseball for what he did in Boston
i think that he should go back to boston ,they really miss him there , if you don't believeme listen to weei.com
first off, the whole manny being manny thing is ridiculous. its manny thinking he carries whatever team he plays for. hes one of the laziest players ive ever seen. ya, he can hit a few home-runs but really, no one NEEDS you. im a die hard sox fan and i was so happy to see you leave.
BRAVO, Erin!!!! I'm also a dyed in the wool Red Sox Fan and I "prayed" for the lazy SOB to go elsewhere.
Manny's one of the best players in the league right now! Granted he may also be one of the dumbest as well, but any team would be happy to have an athlete of his caliber! I'm saying this and im far from a Sox or Dodgers fan. Well maybe the Dodgers when they played in Brooklyn!
Yeah!!!
Agreed!