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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: holy s*** i'm on mars

PECOTA: OF COURSE! IT IS HERE ON! MARS; THAT WE WILL DEBATE THE ROYALS' DESTINY!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well just bein here is given me problems ok

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am traipsen about god dam mars with the main bad guy from the end of "big fat liar"

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an yer bufft naked, an that wouldnt be so bad if yer ding dong an balls didnt look like a nazi hand grenade

PECOTA: WHY! DOES IT DISTRESS YOU?

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh i don't know maybe because i managed to survive a wichita fortnight with the yankees without seein infielder penis

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an i get traded to the kansas city baseball royals an bam, im on another planet, standen under a massive k'nex set, staren at yer meat puppet

PECOTA: WE'RE ALL PUPPETS! I'M JUST A PUPPET! WHO CAN SEE THE STRINGS!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i feel like i'm in a f***en "learn how to make yer own video games" commercial

this is boring

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /pulls out pocket travel Simon

/mashes buttons

wtf why isnt this worken

PECOTA: BECAUSE! THERE IS NO FUTURE! THERE IS! NO PAST! THERE IS NO SEQUENCE! THERE IS! NO FUN IN THE CHALLENGE, SIMON! THERE IS! NO TAKING THE SIMON CHALLENGE, SIMON!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well thanks for messen up my game, why dont you go 696 with the other nymphos from the blued man group

PECOTA: TIME IS SIMULTANEOUS!; AN INTRICATELY STRUCTURED JEWEL! THAT HUMANS INSIST ON VIEWING ONE EDGE AT A TIME;

PECOTA: WHEN THE WHOLE DESIGN IS VISIBLE! IN EVERY FACET!!!

PECOTA: WHAT? IS YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY?

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: um

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: holy s*** i'm on mars

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PECOTA: OH COME ON

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: alright uh

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: at

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: least

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i'm

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: not

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: kansas city,

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: that would

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: f***en blow

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: this f***en blows

PECOTA: ...

I BROUGHT YOU HERE! TO HELP ME FIND A REASON TO HELP A TEAM! THAT I NO LONGER HAVE ANY STAKE IN!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you sound like jeter, he was always tryen to find someone to put his steak into

PECOTA: YOU! HAVE BEEN NO HELP!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im not gonna be yer shirley watchman

FerrisBuhnersDayOff: hey guys

PECOTA: JAY BUHNER! WHAT? ARE YOU DOING HERE?

FerrisBuhnersDayOff: i don't know, just kind of fell off the face of the earth one day, eventually ended up here

FerrisBuhnersDayOff: you think maybe you could give me a lift back to earth

PECOTA: EH