The front page of today's New York Daily News reads, "A-ROD & THE MADAM."Underneath it says, "BLAZING STUPIDITY."
That's an unrelated story, but it often applies to Alex Rodriguez as well.
The story on A-Rod, written by the Daily News' gossip columnist, includes supposed e-mails between Rodriguez and a madam -- how he hired escorts and wooed her as well.
Sigh.
We'd detail the A-Rod timeline here, but even the Internet might run out of room.
Here's the gist: He's the highest-paid player in baseball, and twice he agreed to play in New York. It's an explosive combination, especially if blazing stupidity is added to the mix.
Athletes and coaches often accuse writers of "trying to sell papers," but reporters rarely set out with the goal of anything but a good story. The New York tabloids, however, and the editors there, are locked in a ferocious battle for the juiciest stuff.
A-Rod is only too happy to oblige.
Alex Rodriguez Controversies
After a report is released that he tested positive for steroids during his AL MVP campaign in 2003, Alex Rodriguez admits to injecting performance-enhancing drugs obtained in the Dominican Republic with the assistance of his cousin during his time as a Texas Ranger. Click through to find out more about A-Rod's checkered past.
Chris Carlson, AP
Former manager Joe Torre's recently released book, 'The Yankee Years', included details of A-Rod's tumultuous stay with the Yankees. In the book, Torre claims A-Rod was known by teammates as "A-Fraud" and paints him as mentally fragile.
Ezra Shaw, Getty Images
Rodriguez's decision not to play for the United States at the upcoming World Baseball Classic put him in the middle of another firestorm. A-Rod chose to join David Ortiz's Dominican squad over the nation of his birth.
Kena Betancur, AP
There have also been rumors that Rodriguez dated pop star Madonna, with numerous reports of the two spending time together.
Jim Rogash, Getty Images
In May 2007, many called this slide into the Red Sox's Dustin Pedroia to break up a double play dirty, as part of the heated Red Sox-Yankees rivalry.
Nick Laham, Getty Images
He filed for free agency during Game 4 of the 2007 World Series, drawing the ire of fans and officials. Some accused A-Rod of trying to grab the spotlight as the Yankees' big rivals were closing in on their second title in four seasons. He later re-signed with New York.
Jim McIsaac, Getty Images
The New York tabloids had a field day after the Yankees star was allegedly caught with a "mystery blonde" at the end of May of 2007. The woman was later identified as an exotic dancer, and his wife filed for divorce from him just over a year later, citing his infidelity.
New York Post
Things have been frosty for A-Rod and Derek Jeter since Rodriguez dissed his buddy by saying Jeter was "never your concern" when facing the Yankees.
Tony Gutierrez, AP
Despite being named AL MVP (48 homers, 130 RBI) in 2005, Yankee fans called out A-Rod by saying many of his homers came in meaningless situations.
Morry Gash, AP
A-Rod's awkward slap that knocked the ball from Bronson Arroyo's glove in the 2004 ALCS enhanced his reputation as a player who folded in the clutch.
Amy Sancetta, AP
Despite a large contingent of advisors, some explicitly for public relations, Rodriguez hasn't figured it out. If you lie, you will be caught. If you do something tawdry, you might be caught. If reporters think you haven't told the full story (i.e., steroid confessions full of holes), they will keep digging.
And when you're the big star in the big city, that means the papers, with their full-time stable of gossip writers. And national sports magazines. And national gossip magazines. And TV celebrity programs. And book authors.
A-Rod's presence on the Yankees has provided us with one of the great contrasts in sports. Rodriguez is the man who tries hard to do and say the perfect things, and usually fails. Derek Jeter is the man who -- effortlessly, it seems -- does and says the perfect things.
Jeter makes the gossip pages, to be sure. But he isn't married, so being spotted with 10s, 11s and 12s isn't objectionable.
And Jeter doesn't have the same bullseye on his back. Perhaps because TV tends to fawn over him, but that's just taking a cue from the fans, who have put him on a pedestal and don't care to see him brought down.
He got up there by playing great baseball, looking good and -- get this! -- winning championships.
Rings cure almost anything, although A-Rod needs a handful to erase all his escapades.

















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
3-22-2009 @ 2:02PM
sgtmike132 said...
It's funny how the New York papers say "move on" when a member of their team gets caught cheating. But if someone else is accused........they hound on it all season. Don't you Serby and Witt....?
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3-22-2009 @ 10:13PM
VannyC666 said...
i'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and just say you must be from boston.
3-22-2009 @ 5:27PM
papam11 said...
What an idiot!
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3-22-2009 @ 5:32PM
sfbleacherbum said...
it is very common for users of steroids to frequent prostitutes since their genitalia can become very small and dysfunctional
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3-22-2009 @ 5:35PM
Hey Kevin said...
loser and cheater
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3-22-2009 @ 6:35PM
klovetim said...
A-Rod is a idiot. It makes me go back in my mind to the simpler days of Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays. They had their faults but no one could agrue their great love for the game. And by the way their home runs were for real.
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3-22-2009 @ 7:51PM
jusasmile823 said...
A cheater is a cheater no matter what!!!!
And no matter who you are you cheated!!!!
Once a cheater always a cheater !!!!!!!!!
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3-22-2009 @ 7:53PM
David said...
And Roger Maris got an asterisk.
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3-22-2009 @ 8:33PM
my93bella said...
Leave this poor MFer alone already!! I hate the Yankees and long live the SOX but enough already. This guy makes Pete Rose look like an angel.Stupidity is obviusly prevalent in the wide world of sports but can the media focus on anything else?
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3-22-2009 @ 8:39PM
geezerearl said...
Guess what, Nobody cares who Arod plays hide the
hotdog with. Only in NYC is it front page news.
Anytime a NYC sports person is seen in public.
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3-22-2009 @ 8:59PM
Reggie said...
Who cares? really. He's just flesh and blood like the rest of us. Our skeletons aren't on public display because we don't make millions. If he did frequent women outside his marriage,believe me his wife will hit him,hard!All you other players better hope your names don't come out,lol'
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3-22-2009 @ 9:44PM
Roger Childress said...
so many excuses and so many comments of "leave him alone" from New York Fans.Funny how they don't give that same attitude to other teams.Aroid is a low life and deserves all that he gets.As to the rest of us having our own skeletons well that is true but we don't make 100 million and when we do get caught we usually pay a price and that goes as far as losing our jobs.Only in the world of today can the wealthy and spoiled get away with any indiscretion and not pay a price.Sorry but I think he should get a lot more than a slap on the wrist for his roid use...but then again MLB and the Yankees don't really care about their image they really only care about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.Because they know that people are shallow and will forget unless your a New York Fan and want to keep other teams sins in the lime light.....
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3-22-2009 @ 10:24PM
VannyC666 said...
why should he be punished for something he did years ago that BACK THEN was NOT ILLEGAL?
and what are you talking about New York fans not "(giving) the same attitude to other teams?"
ABOUT WHAT?!
As a Yankee fan I know I speak for most of us in saying that we honestly DO NOT GIVE A CRAP about any other teams. We only concern ourselves with Our team. We're constantly being insulted and ridiculed for our passion for our great team and it is EVERYONE ELSE who is just JEALOUS. Fans of other teams are always bitching about something. what they need to do is focus on their OWN team and leave our's alone. What's worse is when ignorant people who clearly don't even follow baseball make stupid judgemental comments about (in this case) A-Rod.
Seriously, if you're not a yankee fan, then no one cares what you have to say about this. you know why? b/c we don't care about your broke-ass sucky teams.
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3-23-2009 @ 1:17PM
Lord Mario said...
This has NOTHING to do with baseball. This has to do with a man that has been accused of a crime. Yankee fans have no more of a right than anyone else to trash this guy. WHy? Not because he's a Yankee. But because he's a criminal. A criminal who gets paid with money from our wallets. That means we own the right to trash him
3-23-2009 @ 1:51AM
johnbthe2 said...
I have to agree with several of the comments, A-ROID is a bad punchline now and lets be honest, Every team had at least one player that was Juicing, Even Pitt. & K.C. The Call girl thing, WHO CARES. The only one who should is his Now Ex-Wife and she now as Millions of reasons to be excited about it and 2 not to be (their daughters).
Now for NY. Please, your media is TRASH. If it is not the Yankees, it was Brett Favre or Eli and the Boys. How about your sorry Basket(case)ball team. They're all Garbage.
Now for Baseball. The Players that used them are stupid and ego maniacs over it. The thing that gets me is how EVERYONE seems to be Giving Bud a pass. He is the one to BLAME. From Bar-roid to A-roid BUD IS TO BLAME....
Look at the Yankees payroll. BUD has done nothing to bring integrate to Baseball. NOTHING... Until Bud is OUT, this trash will continue... BUDS 2 BLAME!!!!!!!!!!
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3-23-2009 @ 6:56AM
Susan said...
I guess this "madam" is looking for some free press and publicity..I guess gone are the days of discreet..Everyone wants a fast buck!!!
I am not defeding Arod but it thinks its disgusting that everyone wants 15 minutes of fame no matter what the subject is.I guess this madam going public will get her books and illegal activites checked into prosecutors, but she deserves it for her front page confession..
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3-23-2009 @ 7:55AM
Linda said...
Why doesn't everyone just leave Alex alone. What he does in his personal life is his business, he's a grown man. A-Rod is a GREAT baseball player and I can't wait for him to start playing. Go Yankees and Go A-ROD!
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3-23-2009 @ 8:22AM
comfortzone6229 said...
It's very simple. A-Rod COULD just go into any dance club and go home with 5 or 6 young things and have an orgy. That's what I would've done, but then again I wouldn't be married like he was, so I could do that. But everybody would see him leaving the club with them and it would be all over the tabloids and he'd be busted.
I guess he was thinking that by going to "professionals", that they would be more discreet and respect his privacy. I'm GUESSING that's what he was thinking. Again, if I was a young guy and I knew I had the kind of talent he has and would probably be rich and famous and be able to get 5 or 6 hot young things at a time, I would never have married in the first place. That's all he did wrong, IMO
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3-23-2009 @ 8:30AM
kc said...
allegedly? OH DUH! WHO CARES ABOUT A LOSER...WHAT? HE COULDN'T KEEP A WIFE OR MADONNA?
LOSER
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3-23-2009 @ 8:48AM
remulak18 said...
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not a baseball fan but Ido know he is one of the greatest who ever played the game, and if he wants to spend his money with some hot escorts all the power to him. He should be able to live his life with out all you losers judgeing him. Get a Life
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