To recap: when The Dugout set forth to preview every team in baseball, we skipped over the Phillies and Braves. Some of you were disappointed, and I attempted to get cute by previewing the Montreal Expos in response. That's when one of our esteemed commenters got mad [sic]:you do a dougout on the damn Expos? Where is the Braves 2009 preview? How about the damn world champion Phillies?I would like to profusely apologize, and I hope to make it up to you by presenting a sober, informed look at both the Phillies and Braves. You can read it after the jump.
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BobbyCoxer: hey, you know why mike gonzalez never beat the legend of zelda? |
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manuel_labor: no, why did mike gonzalez never beat the legend of zelda? |
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BobbyCoxer: 'cause he forgot to save the game! |
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manuel_labor: i heard he went up against the old man in the cave and made him mad, and he started throwin' fireballs at him! |
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BobbyCoxer: that's why ya don't mess with jamie moyer! |
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manuel_labor: hey, did you hear that one of the braves' relievers purchased a vehicle a short time ago? |
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BobbyCoxer: he did? |
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manuel_labor: yeah, he buddy carlyle back! |
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manuel_labor: how old is jamie moyer? |
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BobbyCoxer: i don't know, how old is jamie moyer? |
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manuel_labor: 46! |
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BobbyCoxer: oh! |
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BobbyCoxer: y'know, i was thinkin' 'bout renovatin' the steps in my foyer! givin' 'em a really glossy finish! |
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manuel_labor: why don't ya just get matt stairs? |
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manuel_labor: hahaha just joking, matt stairs sucks |
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-30-2009 @ 4:23PM
AaronosaurusRex said...
Hahahahaha. I haven't laughed that hard in some time.
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4-30-2009 @ 4:29PM
Mike Fireball said...
Ahahaha it’s funnier when you play the YouTube clip at every instance.
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4-30-2009 @ 7:20PM
TMX said...
Says ye, Charlie Manuel, who coaches the team of which John Kruk is a notable part of its history. Isn't Matt Stairs really just a poor man's John Kruk?
... oh man, Matt Stairs really does suck.
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4-30-2009 @ 7:46PM
Vyse24 said...
Beautiful
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4-30-2009 @ 8:52PM
faithlessxkiss said...
Oh man, that was kind of awful and yet I lol'ed pretty hard. I'm glad to see my team (Phillies) represented, even if as a bunch of awful puns (which I suppose in a sense is kind of what the Dugout is sometimes...)
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4-30-2009 @ 9:48PM
Dumbass said...
Well struck, sir!
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4-30-2009 @ 11:51PM
acheron2112 said...
hahaha, wow. funniest dugout I can remember for a long time.
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5-01-2009 @ 2:07AM
Paul said...
This was great. As a huge Braves fan, I'm glad we finally got our Spring Dugz treatment.
Now to see what happens in Dugout world if the Royals can keep up the start they've had lately.
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