The bad news: Geovany Soto failed his drug test while competing in the World Baseball Classic. The good news: It wasn't for a performance-enhancing drug -- which, at this point, would probably precede his being drawn and quartered by the outraged general public. Instead, Soto tested positive for marijuana. I guess if pressed for a real classification, we'd have to say pot is a performance "dehancing" drug. Soto will be forced to miss international play for the next two years, which isn't that huge of a punishment, really. He won't receive a punishment from Major League Baseball, and he has always tested clean in MLB-sanctioned testing. Still, he apologized and took responsibility for the positive test.
Soto released a statement saying he was "embarrassed by my lapse in judgment."As a Cubs fan, I have to say his play on the field this season has been far more disconcerting than the fact he took a toke or two in the spring. Last season's NL Rookie of the Year, Soto is hitting .228 with 6 home runs and 21 RBI. His OPS is down about 150 points, and he's not playing defense as well as he did in 2008. Take a dropped pop-up in foul territory Wednesday night that ended up opening the door for two Tigers runs as a perfect example of the difference in two seasons.
"While I full acknowledge my inappropriate behavior, I want to assure my fans and my family that this was an isolated incident," he said.
Wait, what are the symptoms of using pot, again? Maybe he is still taking the occasional hit after all.
(Yes, I'm a presently-bitter Cubs fan)
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LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers watches as Mo Williams #2 takes a shoe to the face by Kobe Bryant #24 of the Los Angeles Lakers after a steal in the closing seconds of the first half at The Quicken Loans Arena on February 8, 2009 in Cleveland, Ohio. (David Liam Kyle, NBAE/Getty Images)
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Brazil's Diogo (L) vies for the ball with Paraguay's Hernan Perez during their U-20 South American Championship football match in Puerto La Cruz, Venezuela on February 8, 2009.(Juan Barreto, AFP/Getty Images )
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A Dalmatian looks at its handler as a judge goes to touch the dog during the first day of the 2009 Westminster Dog Show in New York February 9, 2009.(Lucas Jackson, Reuters)
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Denver Nuggets forward Chris Anderson touches his head during a time out in the first half of their NBA basketball game with the New Jersey Nets in East Rutherford, New Jersey February 7, 2009. (Ray Stubblebine, Reuters)
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Margarita Marbler, of Austria, skis to a bronze medal finish the ladies moguls freestyle FIS World Cupskiing qualification at Cypress mountain in West Vancouver, British Columbia, Saturday, Feb. 7, 2009. (Jonathan Hayward, The Canadian Press/AP)
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West Virginia guard Darryl Bryant (25) is fouled by Providence guard Jeff Xavier (1) during the second half of an NCAA college basketball game in Morgantown, W.Va. Saturday, Feb. 7, 2009. West Virginia won 86-59. (Don Wright, AP)
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Missouri's DeMarre Carroll, top, celebrates the Tigers' 62-60 win over Kansas in Columbia, Missouri, Monday, February 9, 2009. (Rich Sugg, Kansas City Star/MCT)
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David Clarkson #23 of the New Jersey Devils fights Erik Reitz #4 of the New York Rangers during their game on February 9, 2009 at The Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey (Al Bello, Getty Images)
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Driver Patrick Sheltra (60) begins to spin coming out of the fourth turn during the ARCA 200 auto race in Daytona Beach, Fla. Saturday, Feb. 7, 2009.
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Spain's Nuria Llagostera Vives serves the ball, in this multiple exposure, to Iveta Benesova of the Czech Republic during their Fed Cup tennis match in Brno February 7, 2009.
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