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From the Windup: Whining About Ticket Prices? Get Your Facts Straight


From the Windup is Matt Snyder's extended look at some aspect of America's pastime each Thursday
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First things first, I should probably tweak the little italicized intro here, because baseball isn't America's pastime anymore. Complaining is now the favorite pastime of too many Americans, especially the ugly woe is me type of whining that infests every message board and comment section across the Internet. One in particular got me going this week, and it wasn't an outlier. It's become far too common to see this ill-informed cry: "I can't afford to attend baseball games anymore."

I know it's easy to complain about money these days, and to those who have fallen unemployed, my heart goes out to you. I would also like to believe the truly unfortunate have much better things to worry about than whining about Major League Baseball's ticket prices on an Internet message board. Like looking for a source of income. If I was unemployed and trying to figure out how to feed my two kids, you can bet I'd be spending all my time looking for ways to make money instead of worrying about how much baseball players make.

Secondly, if you don't want to attend a baseball game for reasons other than price, that's your prerogative. I'm not going to sit here and tell people how to spend their money. You couldn't force me into the ballet or a WNBA game, so I'm not going to proclaim you have to like baseball. Everyone has their tastes.

This piece is intended as a rebuttal to the people who claim they used to go to games and can no longer afford it. It's in response to people who talk about "these escalating prices" and how "ridiculous" they are. It's to bring the real truth to light about the readily available and affordable tickets Major League Baseball has to offer. The only thing I have to gain here is my own sanity, so you can save those accusations about me being paid off by Bud Selig -- and I doubt he'd ever give me a dime.

Here's a list of each ballpark and the cheapest full grouping of tickets:

Chase Field, Arizona Diamondbacks: $5
Turner Field, Atlanta Braves: $6
Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore Orioles: $8
Fenway Park, Boston Red Sox: $12
Wrigley Field, Chicago Cubs: $9
US Cellular Field, Chicago White Sox: $9.50
Great American Ball Park, Cincinnati Reds: $7
Progressive Field, Cleveland Indians: $8
Coors Field, Colorado Rockies: $4
Comerica Park, Detroit Tigers: $5
Land Shark Stadium, Florida Marlins: $9
Minute Maid Park, Houston Astros: $7
Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City Royals: $9
Angel Stadium of Anaheim, Los Angeles Angels: $12
Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles Dodgers: $9
Miller Park, Milwaukee Brewers: $8
Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, Minnesota Twins: $8
Citi Field, New York Mets: $11
Yankee Stadium, New York Yankees: $14
Oakland Coliseum, Oakland A's: $9
Citizen's Bank Park, Philadelphia Phillies: $16
PNC Park, Pittsburgh Pirates: $9
Petco Park, San Diego Padres: $9
AT&T Park, San Francisco Giants: $10
Safeco Field, Seattle Mariners: $7
Busch Stadium, St. Louis Cardinals: $16
Tropicana Field, Tampa Bay Rays: $10
Rangers Ballpark at Arlington, Texas Rangers: $6
Rogers Centre, Toronto Blue Jays: $5 (US dollars)
Nationals Park, Washington Nationals: $5

Five dollars? That's a fast food value meal, if you get one of the cheaper options. Nine bucks? Seen a movie lately? Sixteen bones? DVD or CD, anyone? Of course, musicians and actors seem to get a free pass when the masses are whining about athletes who "play a kids game to make millions of dollars," so I wouldn't expect movies or music would come to mind as a comparison. Have you seen the earnings estimates of Will Smith or Brad Pitt recently? They make Albert Pujols look like a pauper. Elvis Presley made approximately $49 million in royalties last year, and he's been dead for almost 32 years. That's more than Tim Wakefield has made in his entire 17-year career. Do you think Donald Trump would trade his annual earnings with those of Mark Teixeira or CC Sabathia?

But, somehow, it's more horrifying to the masses that an athlete make lots of money. I don't get it -- other than simply accusing the complainers of jealousy, but shouldn't the jealousy still be redirected to the richest of the rich? Anyway, I digress.

To those complaining about prices, I'd simply like to ask if you've done any legwork on the deals each team has available.

The Astros currently have a deal going where you can buy a 10-game ticket for $20. Two dollars per game, per ticket. Say you have a family of four, and you are friends with a few families. Split it up. You could be taking your family to four Astros games for $32 plus parking.

Turner Field (Braves) has two sections in what Knox Bardeen called "the stratosphere" (sections 437 and 422) where they sell seats for $1. Also in Atlanta, they have a promotion called Two-for-One Tuesdays, where you can buy two tickets in the upper-reserved portion of the stadium for a total of $8. Four dollars per ticket, math majors.

It only costs $4 per seat every game all season in Colorado's "Rock Pile."

There are deals like this all over baseball. If you really want to attend a game and thought -- due to the all-too-popular misconception -- tickets were out of your monetary reach, I urge you to visit Fan Value Corner on MLB.com's tickets section and click on your favorite team. You just might find something within your budget.

Now, of course people are going to complain about how the cheapest seats aren't good enough. It's supply and demand. The better seats cost more, because they are in more demand, and, therefore, people are willing to pay more for them. If you can't afford to pay more, well, that's no different than any other walk of life. I don't drive an Escalade, I'm sorry to say, but I'm not about to go screaming from the mountaintops about how unfair life is that I'm stuck with a Pacifica. Life's perfectly fair. We've all made choices and have had to live with them. If you want to go to a baseball game and the $9 seats are the best you can do, you can either buy those or stay home -- but if you stay home, it's by choice.

Plus, have you been in those so-called bad seats before? I can tell you from experience the cheapest seats in Wrigley Field and Great American Ball Park are still just fine. You can see the entire playing surface and can always tell what is going on in the game. The photo below was taken by my FanHouse colleague Adam Gretz -- from the second-to-last row in Pittsburgh's PNC Park. His ticket cost him $16. He says, from personal experience, these seats are a better view of the entire field of action than the club seats (which cost $55).

PNC Park

Most stadiums' worst seats are like this. These aren't 100,000 seat football venues. In the ones that have extreme nosebleed sections, including football stadiums like in Oakland and Florida, the entire upper deck is usually a barren wasteland of empty seats. Buy the ticket, move down and sit in one of the front few rows of the upper deck. You can see the entire field and enjoy some peace you couldn't in an overcrowded section.

Next, we're sure to hear about the parking fees. There are ways to make it happen without just driving up and paying what you deem to be too much. Typically, you can park for $15 or cheaper right next to any stadium. In stadiums in the middle of city streets, you can park a few blocks away for a third of the cost, as long as you don't mind walking. The overwhelming majority of stadiums are accessible through various forms of public transportation. For example, you could park somewhere in a nice area of Chicago for roughly $5, and then, for an additional $2, board the Red Line (an elevated train or subway, depending upon where you board it) and get to Wrigley Field. Chicago isn't exactly a cheap city, either, so seven dollars is very reasonable. Gretz informed me he paid $5 to park right next to PNC before attending the game where he took the above picture.

Finally, let's attack the whining about concessions. I agree that most stadiums charge way too much for food and drink -- especially beer. If you don't want to pay exorbitant prices for food, pack a lunch and eat it on the way to the game. Dine at the fast food joint in the area. Bring a picnic basket or cooler and tailgate. If you live close enough, eat before you leave home or when you return from the game. There are options. It's not mandatory to purchase anything but a ticket to gain admission to a game. Everything else is your choice.

The figures listed above obviously get more expensive if the games are sold out and you have to go to a broker or scalper, but that isn't really happening too often around the league. Unless you are a fan of the Red Sox, Phillies or Cubs, there are pretty much always seats available. In fact, only 11 teams in the league are averaging more than 3/4ths capacity per game. More than half the league averages less than 60 percent of their capacity in home attendance.

Again, do you actually want to attend the games, or do you just want to complain?

There was one complainer in particular whose comments stuck with me. He said he lives within walking distance (read: Doesn't have to pay for parking) to Pittsburgh's PNC Park and can't afford tickets. Said he's never been to a Major League Baseball game.

Really? You can buy $9 tickets right now for Friday's Pirates game against the Giants. Those are outfield seats, which is a fun way to view a major league game. If you are reading this, kind sir, and you really can't scrape together $9, leave a comment about it, I'll email you and we'll discuss how I can help you attend what will allegedly be the first baseball game of your life. I'm dead serious (impostors, I still have the guy's email address, so don't flood with ticket requests; it won't do any good).

The problem, though, is that it's most likely not the nine bucks. It's the anonymous complaining. I have no idea why it's so popular to whine like a baby on a public forum about how society has wronged each of us, but that's the way of the masses nowadays. It's much easier to complain about how rough you have it instead of doing something about it. It's more convenient to say baseball doesn't make it possible for you to see a game at a cheap price than it is to seek out a deal that works for you and make it happen. This kind of laziness and mindless negative banter makes me sick. That, to me, is much more troubling than player salaries. Either come up with a legitimate reason to avoid baseball games -- "I'm boycotting because of steroids" or "I just don't like baseball" are two -- or start taking advantage of the reasonable deals out there. Whatever the decision is, quit blaming ticket prices. They are quite reasonable -- even in Yankee Stadium (check both grandstands and bleachers).

Hat-tip on cheapest seat figures: FlipFlopFlyin

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