The Evil Alex Cora Tries to Destroy Erin Andrews' Face

She's the sideline goddess, the fantasy of just about every male sports fan between the ages of 15 and 40 and she's pretty well-versed in the world of sports, too. She's Erin Andrews, and for years she's been peering into your eyes from the comfort of your television to let you know what the coaches said during that last television timeout.

And on Wednesday night the the evil Alex Cora of the New York Mets tried to do what your girlfriend has secretly been hoping would happen for years now. Andrews was in New York to cover the Mets-Dodgers game for ESPN when Cora fouled off a pitch into the stands. It was a seemingly harmless moment in the game but for one tiny detail. That foul ball hit Erin right on the chin.

Not to worry, though, as Ms. Andrews was able to survive the scary ordeal. She was immediately taken to the hospital as a precaution afterward, but was released pretty quickly after being diagnosed as "incredibly hot."

ESPN released this statement.

"She's totally fine."

Yes. Yes she is. She also won't have to miss any time due to this near disaster.

As for Alex Cora, well, I'm not in the business of wishing harm upon any athlete, but if an anvil were to fall from the sky and land on his head during his next at bat, let's just say I wouldn't shed any tears.