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Minor League Club Locked Out of Park for Failing to Pay Rent

On the surface, it would seem like an independent minor league baseball team in Nashua, N.H., that's run by former Red Sox GM Dan Duquette and managed by ex-Sox player Brian Daubach would be a pretty popular draw.

That initial impression would be wrong, though. Tuesday, the American Defenders of New Hampshire were locked out of their own stadium by the city's mayor for failing to pay rent along with police and fire bills. In order to ensure that the team wouldn't sneak into the park and try to play, Nashua mayor Donnalee Lozeau also ordered city workers to park a tractor on home plate. Seriously.

After reading the first few paragraphs of that story, I expected the team to respond by disputing the taxes or the charges levied or something like that. Instead, Duquette more or less throws up his hands and says, "Hey, it's not my fault no one came to the games and the team is broke." Daubach says that he doesn't expect to be playing any home games for the remainder of the season and that the team has cleaned their lockers out.

The Defenders play in something called the Can-Am (Canadian-American) League. I won't pretend to know a lot about the Defenders OR the Can-Am league, but I'm sure Wikipedia can tell us more. A quick glance shows us that five Can-Am teams have folded since the end of the 2005 season (including the hilariously named Ottawa Rapidz, whom I can only assume were HARDCORE XTREEEEM TO THE MAXXX) and that the Defenders' colors are navy, red, gold, white, and desert camouflage. Needing to see this in action, I clicked over to the Defenders' site and holy cow, they look like a trippy version of the Padres with presumably at least a little less talent.

Look, I know that the death of the independent leagues and small-town baseball is sad and things like this are inevitable in our current economic climate. But the team wore hideous camouflage uniforms, couldn't pay their bills and the mayor parked a tractor on home plate to ensure they wouldn't try to play a game in a stadium they were locked out of. Maybe this isn't funny, but I can't stop laughing whenever I think about it.

Pictured: a locked gate at a market in Moscow. Which isn't really applicable, except that it is a locked gate and hey, that gets us halfway there. Not pictured: a tractor on home plate.

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