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Welcome to the Chicago White Sox Chatroom! |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: hey jim were in chicago isnt this where u play in riggaly field |
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WordUpThome: NO MANNY THAT IS WHERE THE NORTH SIDE GUYS PLAY, WE WERE THE SOUTH SIDED GUYS |
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WordUpThome: WE ARE THE WINDY CITY BOHEMIANS, REFUSING TO PERFORM AS JESTERS AT THE WHIM OF A BOURGEOISIE CHEWING GUMS MAGNATE |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: do the why sogs play at |
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WordUpThome: BEAUTIFUL "IRIDIUM SATELLITE LLC BASEBALL FUNCTION AT DESIGNATED LAND TRUST" |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: souns beautiful |
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BartoloCaribbeanCool: hey guys whats going on |
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WordUpThome: HEY OTHER GUYS NOT MUCH WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP INTO |
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BartoloCaribbeanCool: ohh same old same old, bein' fat, bein' the dominican sidney ponson, holding the fat part of the bat and swingin at balls with the skinny part |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: were gettin the 97 inians back to gether accept as dodgers do u wan play |
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WordUpThome: NO LONGER WOULD YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR OF SOUTHPAW |
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BartoloCaribbeanCool: AHHHH he looks like frank thomas drank greedily from the tree of life and sprouted into a big ass dandelion |
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BartoloCaribbeanCool: do the dodgers have a mascot |
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WordUpThome: YES -- A SAD CLOWN WHO HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS |
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BartoloCaribbeanCool: that... that's still not as scary as southpaw. i'm in |
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**Online Host**
BartoloCaribbeanCool has joined the Los Angeles Dodgers! |
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BartoloCaribbeanCool: hey do you guys have any corndogs or chips or anything, i haven't eaten in the last 20 seconds |
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WordUpThome: OH GREAT HE'S GOING TO EAT ALL OF OUR G*D DANG CHIPS |
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Later, in the ESPN Analysis Chatroom... |
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MoralOrel: What do you guys think about this hand? /shows cards |
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LandPhill: uh, well, what do you think about those cards |
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MoralOrel: two queens, that's pretty good |
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LandPhill: that's right, Orel, and in MY opinion, I'd have to say that your hand is looking pret-ty good, especially those two queens. But the real wildcard is going to be that 4 of clubs. |
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MoralOrel: What? |
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CaptainMorgan: definitely |
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WordUpThome and MannyTheTorpedoes have entered the chatroom. |
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LandPhill: MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: helo |
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CaptainMorgan: MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY MANNY |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: lol i liek this chatrom |
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WordUpThome: RELAX EVERYONE, WE HAVE COME TO RECEIVE ORAL |
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MoralOrel: What's going on, fellas?
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WordUpThome: THE DODGERS ARE BECOMING THE INDIANS AND YOU ARE THE BEST DODGER THAT BECAME AN INDIAN EVER |
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WordUpThome: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A DODGER WHO BECAME AN INDIAN WHO BECAME A DODGER THAT REMINDS YOU OF INDIANS |
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CaptainMorgan: did you say that was Manny? That man is Manny Ramirez? The white one? What is going on, who is that /looks down at table
does anybody have any twos
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MoralOrel: Sorry guys, my playing days are long behind me. Right now I've got a busy schedule of baseball analysis to worry about. |
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LandPhill: at the beginning of the season they ask you who will be good, and you go "uhhh, the reds!" and they give you money |
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MoralOrel: I would not be a good Christian if I ignored my obligations here. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my INCESSANT GAMBLING |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: come on oriole be a fren |
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MoralOrel: Can't you just dress up John Olerud in a Dodgers uniform and say he's me? |
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WordUpThome: YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT JOHN OLERUD WAS BRUTALLY SHOT IN THE HEAD |
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WordUpThome: WHAT IF WE MAKE LIKE JOHN CARSON AND WOO YOU WITH A GENTLE HYMN |
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MoralOrel: oh come on, that wouldn't- |
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WordUpThome: I MAY NEVER MARCH IN THE INFANTRY
RIDE INTO CALGARY
SHOOT THE ARTILLERY
I MAY NEVER SLEEP WITH THE ENEMY BUT I'M IN THE LORD'S ARMY
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WordUpThome: MANNY HELP ME OUT DO YOU KNOW ANY HYMNS THE ONLY OTHER ONE I KNOW IS ABOUT GOATS BLOOD AND MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: wade in the water |
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MoralOrel: okay i'm in |
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Orel Hershiser has joined the Los Angeles Dodgers! |
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LandPhill: ESPN can now report that Orel Hershiser has agreed to terms with the Los Angeles Dodgers. |
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WordUpThome: NICELY DONE MANNY BUT SAVE SOME OF THAT MAGIC FOR ERIC PLUNK |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: im sorry to here abou the passing of jon olaroot |
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WordUpThome: JOHN OLERUD DIDN'T DIE, NO BULLET CAN PENETRATE HIS PLASTICINE EXOSKELETON |
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WordUpThome: JOHN OLERUD CAN NEVER DIE, WHAT ARE YOU, NEW |
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CaptainMorgan: excuse me, can one of you boys give me a lift home, i have been lost and confused for several years |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: no sry tandam bike only seats 2 byeeee |
As you may have read yesterday, Jim Thome was awarded to the Los Angeles Dodgers like so much sassy Sapphire, reuniting him with former Indians teammate Manny Ramirez. In the Dugout universe (which is the real universe, because we are somehow still convincing people that these are legitimate transcripts) this is big news, and in yesterday's episode the two realistically-portrayed superstars took off across the country on a bicycle built for two to rebuild the 1997 Cleveland Indians in 2009 Los Angeles and reclaim the World Series ring that was rightfully theirs.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-03-2009 @ 10:29AM
Donut King said...
It's times like these when I really rue the demise of FJM. Damnit.
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9-03-2009 @ 11:24AM
Ted Striker said...
There is nothing imperfect about this Dugout. 5 stars.
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