1 2 3 4 5The Dugout favorites Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez have taken a break from danging dingers together on the playoff-bound Los Angeles Dodgers to travel the country and possibly fictional dreamscape lands to reuinte the 1997 Cleveland Indians and right the wrongs of the 97 World Series. The quest is almost complete, and now we learn what happened in the MLB Journeyman Chatroom, and where the dynamic twosome are headed next.
Part 6 of The Dugout: It's Tribe Time Now is after the jump.
The Dugout
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey ricky im downloaden somethen can you go onto gamef***s an boot up a fax for me |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: rickey hennerson can do that for you, kyle, all rickey is doin is starin into this ethereal wading pool, tryin to get some sustenance. what game is rickey hennerson looking for |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: batmans arkham asylum video game for xbox |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: /logs onto gamefaqs |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: this is interesting which video game character does rickey hennerson think is the best, does rickey hennerson prefer cloud strife kirby solid snake or the mega man |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: hmmmmmmm |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: select solidified snake you aged illiterate, what are you a f***en dolt, get your head out a your ass these poles are serious buisness |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: perform the gamefax to me, allowen me to resolve the hostage conflict in the aviary |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: hostages are suspended in a pair of hanging cages guarded by four henchmen in suicide collars, and rickey hennerson must locate a grate on the side of the wall to climb into and take out the lead henchman without the other henchmen seeing rickey hennerson or being alerted TO the presence OF rickey hennerson |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait, which one of these jokers is rickey henderson /squints at television screen am i playen the right game, did i put in rbi baseball by accident |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: now use the rickey hennerson-o-rang to incapacitate the goons |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hold on, go back to the beginning, catarl-alt f-5 an make sure your readen about the correct batman |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: hostages are suspended in a pair of hanging cages guarded by four henchmen in suicide collars, and rickey hennerson must- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rickey henderson, or batman |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: rickey hennerson meaning batman |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: your sayen "rickey henderson" when you mean to say "batman?" |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: no, rickey hennerson is the batman |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in real life or in this game |
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RickeyAndTheHendersons: hostages are suspended in a pair of hanging cages guarded by four henchmen in suicide collars, and rickey hennerson must- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: RRRRRRAAAAHHH /dumps television and X-Box into water |
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**Online Host** **Online Host** |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: hey wha happen where did evrybody goe |
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WordUpThome: STORIES WERE SHARED, HAND-STYLE SHAKES WERE SHOOKEN, AND OUR TEAM'S ANARCHONISTIC ROSTER ADDED THREE WANDERING JOURNEY-MEN |
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WordUpThome: SOMEHOW WE ALSO ACQUIRED BASSIST ROSS VALORY |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: wha did pad borders say |
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WordUpThome: HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW THE DODGERS HAD GIVEN HIM A MINORED LEAGUE CONTRACT AND INVITED HIM TO SPRING TRAINING IN 2006, BUT THAT HE COULDN'T GO ANYMORE AND HAD TO RETIRE. |
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WordUpThome: I ASKED HIM IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS OLD TIMEY WORLD WAR ONE HELMET
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MannyTheTorpedoes: oh this is the worse looging hat i ever saw, what when you bye a hat like this i bet you get a soup chigen noodle soup |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: what did davit whethers say |
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WordUpThome: HE SAID HE WOULD LOVE TO JUMP OFF HIS SHIP AND LAND ON A DIFFERENT SHIP BECAUSE THE BREW CREW HAD ONLY HAD A CUP OF COFFEE IN THE PLAYOFFS |
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WordUpThome: I TOLD HIM THAT COMMENT WAS AWFULLY WITTY FOR A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE WAS STUFFED WITH CLOTHES THEN HE MADE THIS FACE
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MannyTheTorpedoes: las time i saw a mouth liek that it had a hoog in it |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: what did bif roberts say |
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WordUpThome: HE TOLD ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF HERE |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /pulls out EO Personal Communicator, tries to wipe "Bif Roberts" off of screen with dry eraser |
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WordUpThome: ACCORDING TO JI |
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WordUpThome: JIM, WE ONLY HAVE TO GET MARQUIS GRISSOM AND TONY FERNANDEZ TO COMPLETE OUR STARTING LINE-UP |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: nuh uh we alredy got tony fernandez, i wen to doronto ganada an got him |
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WordUpThome: WHAT |
| **Online Host** Yesterday... |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: do u wanna play 97 inians or shoul we play without you |
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FernandezWarrior: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: ya i know but i came all the way to doronto ganada on a tandy bike an i took a lawn time so you wan to play beisbol confirm/deny |
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FernandezWarrior: Let me tell you a little story about baseball. I was playing on this team, the Padres, with Benito Santiago, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: k gona rite that down as "yes" see you in los anglees |
| **Online Host** Back in the Journeyman Chatroom... |
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WordUpThome: WOW YOU ARE REALLY HANDY MANNY WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO DO THIS |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: duno it was prety easy you been talkin to mlb journeymans for like five days |
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WordUpThome: HOW DID YOU LOCATE HIM |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: i thot i shoul look in the play where tony fernandez grow up, so i look it up on innernets |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: so i lookt at teams he play for before an after the clevlan inians, an innernets says "yangees blue jay inians potrays bruers" |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: it also say he play for the cinonatty reds in 1994 |
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WordUpThome: YOU DON'T SAY |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: so i look for him where the red fern grows i foun him between 2 barried dogs |
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WordUpThome: THAT IS A STRANGE PLACE TO FIND A QUALITY DEFENSIVE SECOND BASE MAN |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: i knew he was gonna "flip" when i ask him to play |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: but be careful it is dangerous havin such a "under handed" guy on the team |
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WordUpThome: WAIT, ARE YOU MAKING PURPOSEFUL JOKES, WHEN DID YOU START DOING THAT |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: i toll him to leave doronto @ six thirdy but he say he would not be good until six four three |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: lol ya tryen to be like budler from fres prins |
Comments (Page 1 of 1)
"MannyTheTorpedoes: what did bif roberts say"
"WordUpThome: HE TOLD ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF HERE"
TOO good. Just TOO damned good.
Carl Weathers Arrested Development reference!
Geoffrey the Butler!
David Weathers looking all David Weathers like!
Multiple mentions of soup/stew!
Bip Roberts is kind of a dick!
The only dangerous amount of Professor Farnsworth is none. Excellent work, sir.
The only dangerous amount of The Professor is none. Excellent work, sir.
This series only gets better. Keep up the great work.