The Dugout: It's Tribe Time Now, Part 6

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The Dugout favorites Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez have taken a break from danging dingers together on the playoff-bound Los Angeles Dodgers to travel the country and possibly fictional dreamscape lands to reuinte the 1997 Cleveland Indians and right the wrongs of the 97 World Series. The quest is almost complete, and now we learn what happened in the MLB Journeyman Chatroom, and where the dynamic twosome are headed next.

Part 6 of The Dugout: It's Tribe Time Now is after the jump.

The Dugout

	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey ricky im downloaden somethen can you go onto gamef***s an boot up a fax for me
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: rickey hennerson can do that for you, kyle, all rickey is doin is starin into this ethereal wading pool, tryin to get some sustenance. what game is rickey hennerson looking for
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: batmans arkham asylum video game for xbox
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: /logs onto gamefaqs
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: this is interesting which video game character does rickey hennerson think is the best, does rickey hennerson prefer cloud strife kirby solid snake or the mega man
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: hmmmmmmm
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: select solidified snake you aged illiterate, what are you a f***en dolt, get your head out a your ass these poles are serious buisness
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: perform the gamefax to me, allowen me to resolve the hostage conflict in the aviary
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: hostages are suspended in a pair of hanging cages guarded by four henchmen in suicide collars, and rickey hennerson must locate a grate on the side of the wall to climb into and take out the lead henchman without the other henchmen seeing rickey hennerson or being alerted TO the presence OF rickey hennerson
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait, which one of these jokers is rickey henderson /squints at television screen am i playen the right game, did i put in rbi baseball by accident
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: now use the rickey hennerson-o-rang to incapacitate the goons
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hold on, go back to the beginning, catarl-alt f-5 an make sure your readen about the correct batman
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: hostages are suspended in a pair of hanging cages guarded by four henchmen in suicide collars, and rickey hennerson must-
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rickey henderson, or batman
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: rickey hennerson meaning batman
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: your sayen "rickey henderson" when you mean to say "batman?"
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: no, rickey hennerson is the batman
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in real life or in this game
	RickeyAndTheHendersons: hostages are suspended in a pair of hanging cages guarded by four henchmen in suicide collars, and rickey hennerson must-
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: RRRRRRAAAAHHH /dumps television and X-Box into water
	Online Host Meanwhile, in the story-relevant part of the MLB Journeyman Chatroom! Online Host TheDreadPirateBip, BeyondBorders, and WeathersGettingWorse have left the chatroom.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: hey wha happen where did evrybody goe
	WordUpThome: STORIES WERE SHARED, HAND-STYLE SHAKES WERE SHOOKEN, AND OUR TEAM'S ANARCHONISTIC ROSTER ADDED THREE WANDERING JOURNEY-MEN
	WordUpThome: SOMEHOW WE ALSO ACQUIRED BASSIST ROSS VALORY
	MannyTheTorpedoes: wha did pad borders say
	WordUpThome: HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW THE DODGERS HAD GIVEN HIM A MINORED LEAGUE CONTRACT AND INVITED HIM TO SPRING TRAINING IN 2006, BUT THAT HE COULDN'T GO ANYMORE AND HAD TO RETIRE.
	WordUpThome: I ASKED HIM IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS OLD TIMEY WORLD WAR ONE HELMET
	MannyTheTorpedoes: oh this is the worse looging hat i ever saw, what when you bye a hat like this i bet you get a soup chigen noodle soup
	MannyTheTorpedoes: what did davit whethers say
	WordUpThome: HE SAID HE WOULD LOVE TO JUMP OFF HIS SHIP AND LAND ON A DIFFERENT SHIP BECAUSE THE BREW CREW HAD ONLY HAD A CUP OF COFFEE IN THE PLAYOFFS
	WordUpThome: I TOLD HIM THAT COMMENT WAS AWFULLY WITTY FOR A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE WAS STUFFED WITH CLOTHES THEN HE MADE THIS FACE
	MannyTheTorpedoes: las time i saw a mouth liek that it had a hoog in it
	MannyTheTorpedoes: what did bif roberts say
	WordUpThome: HE TOLD ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF HERE
	MannyTheTorpedoes: /pulls out EO Personal Communicator, tries to wipe "Bif Roberts" off of screen with dry eraser
	WordUpThome: ACCORDING TO JI
	WordUpThome: JIM, WE ONLY HAVE TO GET MARQUIS GRISSOM AND TONY FERNANDEZ TO COMPLETE OUR STARTING LINE-UP
	MannyTheTorpedoes: nuh uh we alredy got tony fernandez, i wen to doronto ganada an got him
	WordUpThome: WHAT
	Online Host Yesterday...
	MannyTheTorpedoes: do u wanna play 97 inians or shoul we play without you
	FernandezWarrior: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: ya i know but i came all the way to doronto ganada on a tandy bike an i took a lawn time so you wan to play beisbol confirm/deny
	FernandezWarrior: Let me tell you a little story about baseball. I was playing on this team, the Padres, with Benito Santiago, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: k gona rite that down as "yes" see you in los anglees
	Online Host Back in the Journeyman Chatroom...
	WordUpThome: WOW YOU ARE REALLY HANDY MANNY WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO DO THIS
	MannyTheTorpedoes: duno it was prety easy you been talkin to mlb journeymans for like five days
	WordUpThome: HOW DID YOU LOCATE HIM
	MannyTheTorpedoes: i thot i shoul look in the play where tony fernandez grow up, so i look it up on innernets
	MannyTheTorpedoes: so i lookt at teams he play for before an after the clevlan inians, an innernets says "yangees blue jay inians potrays bruers"
	MannyTheTorpedoes: it also say he play for the cinonatty reds in 1994
	WordUpThome: YOU DON'T SAY
	MannyTheTorpedoes: so i look for him where the red fern grows i foun him between 2 barried dogs
	WordUpThome: THAT IS A STRANGE PLACE TO FIND A QUALITY DEFENSIVE SECOND BASE MAN
	MannyTheTorpedoes: i knew he was gonna "flip" when i ask him to play
	MannyTheTorpedoes: but be careful it is dangerous havin such a "under handed" guy on the team
	WordUpThome: WAIT, ARE YOU MAKING PURPOSEFUL JOKES, WHEN DID YOU START DOING THAT
	MannyTheTorpedoes: i toll him to leave doronto @ six thirdy but he say he would not be good until six four three
	MannyTheTorpedoes: lol ya tryen to be like budler from fres prins

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

9-15-2009 @ 1:17AM

Donut King said...

"MannyTheTorpedoes: what did bif roberts say"
"WordUpThome: HE TOLD ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF HERE"

TOO good. Just TOO damned good.

9-15-2009 @ 3:50AM

Gleebo said...

Carl Weathers Arrested Development reference!

Geoffrey the Butler!

David Weathers looking all David Weathers like!

Multiple mentions of soup/stew!

Bip Roberts is kind of a dick!