The Dugout: It's Tribe Time Now, Part 7

The "youth movement" continues in Los Angeles, as Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez continue their countrywide trip to reunite the championship hopeful 1997 Cleveland Indians on the championship hopeful 2009 Dodgers. If you've missed where they've been so far, check out the numbered links below. If you haven't, and you are still somehow entertained by caps lock and typos, continue after the jump to read part seven of our epic special event.

Previously on It's Tribe Time Now

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The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the Washington Nationals Clubhouse Chatroom!
	WordUpThome: EXQUEEZE ME THE MEAT TREE HAVE YOU SEEN MARQUIS GRISSOM HE IS THE LAST OF OUR MOHICANS
	GripSoda: fa the last time jim i told you i aint dmitri young, I'M marquis grissom
	WordUpThome: ARE YOU SURE -- YOU ARE PUDGY AND STAND ON FIRST BASE FOR THE NATIONALS THE MARQUIS GRISSOM I REMEMBER LOOKED MORE LIKE THE REPLACEMENT ANT VIV VERSION OF WILLIAM "MAYS" HAYES FROM THE FILM MAJOR LEAGUE 2: BOOK OF SHADOWS
	GripSoda: do you see me choking the hell out of a lady cop
	WordUpThome: NO
	GripSoda: do you see me whipping a bat at somebody and then using their skull as a bong
	WordUpThome: WHAT'S A BONG
	GripSoda: i told you, i coach first base now, do you see me... hey hold on a minute, ADAM. ay yo ADAM
	GitErDunn: Yes, coach?
	GripSoda: what you doin
	GitErDunn: Losing to the Phillies, coach. But I was taking tonight's game off to eat my lunch!
	GripSoda: what ya moms pack
	GitErDunn: Bologna with cheese, a mini bag of Fritos, and a tube of Gogurt!
	GripSoda: gimme da gogurt
	GitErDunn: But that's my dessert! I get to eat that if I finish my sandwich!
	GripSoda: lose tha spoon muthaf***a gimme da gogurts
	GitErDunn: /hands over Gogurt
	GripSoda: yee /sucks on tube nah jim i'm marquis grissom, dmitri young ain't even play for the team this year, i don't know where he went, might be retired
	GripSoda: last i heard the busta was tryin ta freebase dippin dots
	WordUpThome: I THINK EVERYONE IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES WOULD ENJOY A FREE BASE
	WordUpThome: THIS RECREATIONAL SWEETS USE IS ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT WHAT ARE WE TO DO MAYBE MANNY IS HAVING BETTER LUCK
	Online Host Meanwhile, in the Nationals Park Chatroom!
	MannyTheTorpedoes: u member when you were in prank wor w/ vally an zag an slader stoled vally masgot so then they stoal u
	Screech: /makes "oh no" gesture with hands over mouth
	MannyTheTorpedoes: u member when jessy spano did drug an was so scare u member when belding wife got trap insite a elevater an zag had to give birth to babby
	MannyTheTorpedoes: how is babby formed
	Screech: /shrugs shoulders, gives high five
	MannyTheTorpedoes: /is high-fived do u know where morgeese grissom is
	Screech: /wanders off
	MannyTheTorpedoes: u member when zag morras fine out he is inian an then chief henry dies an he can go to the trag meet
	MannyTheTorpedoes: morgeese use to be a inian an we wanna fine him so he gan play for our dotchers an... oh no hole on let me esplain beter
	MannyTheTorpedoes: /searches body for pinned-on note
	Screech: /provides mild amusement
	Online Host Meanwhile, back in the Washintgon Nationals Clubhouse Chat!
	WordUpThome: THANKS FOR HEARING ME OUT, MARQUIS, WITH YOUR EXPRESSED WRITTENED CONSENT WE CAN NOW PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee aight say what you bring fa lunch
	WordUpThome: I PURCHASED A COOLER FROM BIG LOTS! FOR ONLY NINE DOLLARS AND FILLED IT TO THE BRIM WITH VIENNA SAUSAGES
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: gimme dem lil snausages
	WordUpThome: ALL OUT OF SAUSAGES
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ya playin righ how bout you tip that bitch on its side and lemme drink dat sausage water
	Online Host MannyTheTorpedoes has entered the chatroom.
	WordUpThome: WELL SURE GRIP; SHARING IS WHAT SHARON LIKES, BUT CAN WE COUNT ON YOU FOR THE BASEBALL
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what da f*** is baseball
	WordUpThome: THE SPORT, THE JOB YOU ARE PAID TO PERFORM
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what da f*** is "performing a job"
	Online Host KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight has entered the chatroom and taken Jim Thome's keyboard.
	KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: yo Jim I know you're doing a Dugout and I'mma let you finish, but Jennie and Jim is the best Dugout special event OF ALL TIME
	KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: The best Dugout special event of ALL TIME!
	Online Host KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight has left the chatroom.
	WordUpThome: WHAT IN THE WINE WINE WORLD OF SPORTS WAS THAT
	MannyTheTorpedoes: old meam
	WordUpThome: HEY MANNY MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT WITH THIS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A "BONG" IS
	MannyTheTorpedoes: bong james bong, like in spies
	WordUpThome: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL HAVE
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aww yee thats what im talkin about, hole up, i aint marquis grissom but i'll play bench for ya team
	SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yall wait right here imma grab my sh** an be righ back
	WordUpThome: LOL BYE

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

9-18-2009 @ 2:27AM

Goldie said...

"James Bong" is my favorite spy !!!

U no him as 0-0-7 !

9-18-2009 @ 11:58AM

Donut King said...

At this pace, the Kanye meme will be officially dead by Monday.

Otherwise, a fat-ass pack of awesome.

9-18-2009 @ 10:36PM

DJ Finn said...

God I miss Saved By The Bell.

9-19-2009 @ 9:36PM

ahota88 said...

Gimme dem gogurts.

I really want a chance to use this phrase in real life.

9-20-2009 @ 12:06PM

streetsweeper296 said...

yes i love gugurstz

9-22-2009 @ 9:47AM

PeteJayhawk said...

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots